A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: The Police. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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Why did the frog cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A typical out-door activity.

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Knock knock whos there telephone telephone who telephone refiridgerator

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A pedophile walks into a Nursery. He get's arrested.

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A man and his son cross the street, the man hears a screaming noise and ignores it, the man gets across and notice his wife missing...

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What do vampires cross the sea in?

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So a platypus walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then goes home drunk. His wife doesn't approve of his drinking, so she took her children then left. The lonely platypus wandered around for days on end in the lonely silence. He realized he wanted a job, but he couldn't get one, and i lied. it wasnt a platypus. it never even haooened i wasted your time.

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I just drank a cola.

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What do you call 6 white men on a bench? The NBA

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Why did the black man crash his car? His low-income job forced him to buy a toyota.

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Why didn't the puppy play with his toys? They were poisonous.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the little child orphan with no arms or legs get for christmas? CANCER and for his birthday A.I.D.S. R.I.P little orphan

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What is the difference between 1000 dead babies and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

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What is funnier than one dead baby? Two dead Babies

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Right now I'm walking down a road shoot car rhendhhdgfgdyxchdhsggggggggggggggggggggggggg

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A muslim walks pass a bomb shop on his way to the international peace club.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Given the unlikely circumstance in which an elephant actually does sit on your fence, it is equally unlikely said elephant would be able to do so unseen by witnesses, of whom you may ask what time the event occurred. Assuming your witness thought to look at the time befor calling animal control.

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Moderately entertaining story, friend.

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The Kidder vs Bratman, not featuring Robbing the gay wonder: "MUHAHAhAha Bratman if you get me ill kill myself!" HOHOHOHO. "Uh okay" "I totally will!" "Go ahead" "I promise!" Bratman kills the Kidder as a favor, and no crime runs around Goodham city ever the end. Moral: Totally original nothing stolen from Joker and the Batman.

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Who keeps his best friend in a gun rack? a red neck.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no hands.

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John and Sarah sitting in a tree. K i s s i n g. First comes love. Oops theres goes john-- he's falling---he's falling... he's broken his neck and ruptured his internal organs. D e a t h

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What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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