- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's a elf ,a peice of paper, and a pencil. What happens next? The elf writes on the paper.

Q.What do Santa Clause and a grape have in common? A.They both have beards. Except for the grape.

You have a birthday party and invite 5 celebrities: Britney spears, Lady Gaga, Hulk Hogan, Barack Obama, and Oprah. Meanwhile, there is a cow in a nearby pasture pooping.

Does that doctor take insurance? No, the receptionist takes the insurance, the doctor takes your blood... Well actually, the nurse does that.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Bananas can't talk.

yo mama so old she was a waiter at the last supper.

what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Just two animals that are judged.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a load of bread.

Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

i was gunna write a joke..but i took an arrow to me knee.

what did the addidas sign say to the nike sign? I'm all in

ahem what? what. oh I thought you said something

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

(Pretend that your adopted, and no one loves you) Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents.

roses are red carnations are white dont go to bed or ill f**k your friend dwite

Want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

You know what they call men who make kitchen jokes? Single.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She had finished her breakfast and had to get to her job as a firefighter.

Why was the boys dick hard? Because he stuck it in a hole in the snow.

What do you call George Mills? A very kind, sensitive person with a poor music taste.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

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