Some blind tall guy asked a rich dude about time when the rich dude looked at his klock he remembred many things in his ugly terrible life so he said to the blind guy : its 5PM

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Why did the monkey ride a bike? Because he was taken from his natural environment, abused for years and forced to ride a bike.

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This is one LONG empty space isn't it?

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How did the chicken know where he was going? He had a map.

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Jaden McMichael

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Chrysanthemums our orange violettes are musical

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Why was the boy dad? Because he was taken advantage of by an older woman during ovulation and impregnated her.

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What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

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Think of a fruit that isn't an orange ... You're thought of a pear, didn't you?

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Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

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An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

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How do you get your girlfriend to become more enthusiastic about swallowing? Stick your dick in Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream.

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Q: A jew and asian and a normal white guy walk into a resturan, who orders the cheapest meal. A: the Asian, its 1940 and the jews dead

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what do you call a guy who makes racist jokes? an insensitive bastard

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whats red with blue spots and is highly inteligent? an apple. i lied to you and am sorry

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What did the banana say to the apple? Nothing, although on a deoxyribonucleic acid level, bananas are technically sharing 50% of their genes with us, humans, but yet still have the incapability to produce its own voice. In addition, apple can't talk either due to their lack of nerves, veins, arteries, and diaphragm, therefore bananas not apple cannot produce sound.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

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Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

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Yo mama's so poor, she can no longer handle the down payments on her home and is in great need of financial aid

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full house

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. *knock knock* -Who's there? -Not Suzy.

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Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo, time to go to Auschwitz.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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