What's similar about a mole and an eagle? They both are blind and dig through the ground. Except the eagle.

Q: What does Chinese look like? A:Chinese

What do you call a orphan with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Scrood

What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

I was playing Black Ops online, my wife turned it off in the middle of the game....I killed her

There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

The only difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer is the taste.

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Why was the man so hungry? Because he hadn't eaten in days.

Q:How do you know if you have a big enough oven? A: If the jew fits

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? He got hit by the first one. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game and wanted to play along.

A man goes to the beach to meat babes, but know one seemes to notice him. The man notices another man with a crowed of beautiful women surrounding him. Later that day he stops the man and asks him, how do you get all those girls? the man replies put a potato in your bathing suit. so the next day the man puts a potato in his bathing suit, this time he notices girls walking by and laughing, he goes to the man at the end of the day and asks why it did not work, the man replies, next time try putting the potato in the front

What do you call the child of a black male and an asian female? A child of mixed ethnicities.

Why was Susie crying? There was a frog stapled to her face.

Why did a little kid have a long face Because his face was stretched out by a truck wheel

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

Knock Knock! F*ck off

John: Hey Pablo why are you standing outside Home Depot. Pablo: Because I work here.

Beka has AIDS

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

why did the Japanese boy drop his ice cream ? Because he was hit by a building.

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