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y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

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what this: b a dead one of these: p

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Why did the man shoot himself Because he was black

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If a tree falls in the forest, and only a deal man is there at the time, does it make a sound? And what are his odds of not being trapped under it, awaiting rescue?

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sure!

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knock knock who's there bob bob who bob marley who else

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Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a psychopath, that's why.

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Why did Mark get paralyzed? Because he was a famed football player that went drafted for the 1st pick but was later hit so hard that his spine com pulsed and tore

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Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in the designated crosswalk area and there was no oncoming traffic.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

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Q.Anti-jokes are funny? A.Depends on your opinion

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Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

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A man walked into doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

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when i yell your name i probably want your attention :) S.H.

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What do you call a dumb blonde with no hair? You don't, since there is no way of knowing that she is blonde.

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So a white president,a mexican president, and a black president,are on a plane and its going down. The white president wishes he was a dove, and he flies away to safety. Then the mexican president wishes he was an eagle and he flies away to safety. Then the black president falls out the plane and says o s**t and turns into poop.

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Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

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What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

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It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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