What's green, and looks like money? Money...

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

Why did the baby cross the road? It's abusive father punted it.

How do you get 100 Jews in a car? It is physically impossible to fit 100 full grown homosapians into a vehicle, therefore it will not work.

Why did the surrealist go to the doctor? Knock Knock.

You know what's really long? The bread lines in Africa

What's worse than a Holocaust in your apple? What.

Why did the baby fall out of the trees? Cause it was dead.

Why cant t-rexes clap their hands? They no longer exist

why couldnt james zatts swim? he was half black

Where did the farmer take his pigs on Saturday afternoon? the Slaughterhouse

What do you call a pile of dead children? Home

A fish swims into a wall. It does not say anything, seeing as fish do not possess vocal chords and therefore are incapable of speech.

What did the Jews say before they got of the bus? Let's make like a Jewish kid's forskin and get the hell out of here.

What's faster a hungry black guy or a car? A car

What happens when two black people go into a store with masks on? They buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

What does a black person call black friday? Friday

A grasshopper walks into a bar... Bartender: "hey we have a drink named after you!" Grasshopper: "What, Kevin?"

What's 9 + 10 19

What's long and really hard? The fourth grade.

What did the boy get for his birthday? Older.

Well that explains a lot, thank you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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