Yo Mamma's so dumb... She cannot manage to find a decent job without her GED.

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Obama

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So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

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There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

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When I get aroused I get a solid snake

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What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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why cant stephen hawking dance He does not enjoy dancing

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Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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whats wrose than slipping on a banana? Getting Shot in the face.

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Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

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Why did the guy jump out of the plane? he was parachuting

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knock knock who's there? Madeline McCann really? no

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This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

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Oh you expected a funny joke? Oh well

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Roses are dead. Violets are dead. I'm a bad gardener.

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A mouse sniffed a peice of cheese. It was on a mouse trap and then it died in the trap.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A dozen burly firefighters ready to stick it in your pooper

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Potassium? K.

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Q: what is green, red, white, on fire, in space A: i dont know you tell me

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Listen, I do not really care anymore, I admit it, I dont mind screwing with people, but if your name is Tifa, my name is lets see... Solid Snake, yeah, but call me big boss. Listen, be honest with me, if you do not trust me, just do not give me a random name, Tifa as in Tifa Lockheart? Final Fantasy? Wake up, girl/guy, you are losing your touch at this.

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A man calls his wife, but she doesn't pick up. He comes home and shouts his wife's name, but no one responds. He walks upstairs and sees the bedroom door half-opened. He enters and sees his wife sleeping.

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