Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem used for seasoning food, and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

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A little boy walks up to his father and asks his father to explain the birds and bees. The father then proceeds to rape the little boy.

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nicky finds it really hard to get it up.

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What's tan, red, black and brown? Your face. Two days later... In the mausoleum. "Your face"

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A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "With proper medical attention and rest, yes, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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I don't find blind jokes funny. Honestly, I just can't see the humor in them.

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Health food.

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what's a self-driving car 10 years from now? probably just "a car".

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Have you ever seen what Stevie Wonder looks like without his sunglasses? Neither have I.

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so a jew walks into a bar and leaves at 9:00 becuase he has work in the morning.

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Tyler is a downer and is always negative to everybody

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What's red and curly and goes 100km an hour? Palfi in a blender

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A movie trilogy about an alphabet book. A ten minute long movie about a complete lifespan. A 600 pages long book on how to stop procrastination. A two page book about the top 600 award winning pictures. CALL NOW FOR A TELESCOPE INCLUDED! (So you can see the stars and fuck the book altogether) Juggernaut: IM THE JUGGERNAUTBITCH! Me: Hi, mind if I just call you bitch for short? Your life sucks sometimes because Karma is a bitch... ...My bitch ;)

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I know.

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What did the German say to the Jew? Sorry.

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Q. How do you get a black man out of a tree? A. You get a ladder and help him down

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u suck

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I like to use vasoline during sex. I put it on the doorknob so she can't escape.

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Mitt Romney's economic plan for America.

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What's Green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

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Has u seen my grammar?

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'Knock Knock' 'Who's there?' 'My name is Boo, I'm sorry,I think I was given the wrong address, I'll be on my way now' Boo walks away from the unsuspecting person's front door and goes to the next house along in the hope of finding the house he was originally searching for.

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what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

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A man walks into a bar. He suffered concussions later that night.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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