Justin Bieber

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What do you call a blonde prostitute your bitch

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Why did the man buy fruits at the store? Because they were available, on sale, and the man was hungry, so he wanted to eat fruit at that time, he then got into his car, but thought to himself first, "I should unlock my car so I can open the door," so he does so, and sits in the drivers seat eating his fruit, he drives off to his home, arrives safely, and greets his family as he enters the house, then they sit down, eat dinner, and go to sleep, the next day, the man goes to the store, and buys vegetables

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Two muffins were in the oven...They were taken out after about 40 minutes, and then enjoyed by all.

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Why did the man get a tattoo? A: he wanted to express himself.

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Warning: Are you 16 and curious and stuff? DO NOT SNIFF YOUR SISTERS HEAVILY PERFUMED PANTIES! Because you know hormones, and then 18 years later she uses the same perfume and... Yeeah.. ITS HORMONES! DON'T PRETEND YOU NEVER SMELLED A PUSS... Well, nevermind guys, I believe you :)) PS: By DO NOT, I mean DO! I mean just make sure you dont get your mothers panties, your sister is gonna be like "Omg you are such a perv you and your dick always up my face!" Then you can go all like "yeeeaah you wish!" Moms panties? Seriously man, that is just sick! You need to get some self respect!

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What is a life without options.... an optionless life

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten won the contest. The man didn't think much of it.

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What do you call a kid with one arm and an eye-patch? Names.

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Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

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Yo mama so stupid that she was tested and found to be mentally retarded.

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Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was hungry. Thats why.

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What's big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? Your mom.

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why was the frog sad..... because it had a science lesson with the year 10s about the insides of animals

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What did the man and woman do in bed together? Sleep.

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Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

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Your mother is average.

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What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

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Do you know the muffin man? No

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Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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How to confuse a dumbass: see previous post.

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What's worse than losing a board game? Cannibalism.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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