why was the frog sad..... because it had a science lesson with the year 10s about the insides of animals

What's big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? Your mom.

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was hungry. Thats why.

im watching you..

What did the fat girl use on Wii Fit? Cheat Codes.

Your momma is so old that she might die soon!

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area.

What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

Bitch! Love, J.B.

How to confuse a dumbass: see previous post.

Why did the black man pick up a bucket of fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

What's worse than losing a board game? Cannibalism.

a dyslexic made a dessert. it was a bit dry.

Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

roses are red violets are blue I'm ADHD oh look, a squirrel

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

Can I ask you a question? You just did

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

You know what's funny? Clowns.

how do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face

Why was the man bad at football? - he is chad henne

Whats numbing and smells like burning toast? A stroke.

why didn't the chicken cross the road. Because it was hit by a truck.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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