whats fat round and bouncing off the ground= George goodburn

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1: I know a lot of people hate Mondays, but my least favorite day of the week is Thursday. 2: Can I ask why? 1: Of course you can. Everyone has free will.

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religion

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What do you call a man man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? Bob(he is bobbing in the water)

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What s the difference between a pigeon ?

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Hearing this joke again.

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A blind man accidentally walks into a gay bar. The bartender escorted him out and pointed him in the right direction.

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What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Oama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The FBI

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it could not afford sandals.

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What do Muslims and Jews have in common? Shared humanity.

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What do you call two gay black men in one sleeping bag? There names

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Whats up with your nan? Copious amounts of lsd

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Justin Bieber's mother.

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Rebecca Black starts to sing a song, and when breaking out into her annoying chorus, we realize that it's not about the days of the week.

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If I give you 5 dollars, and you give me 5 dollars, then we both still have 5 dollars, which when combined will equal 10 dollars. Meaning we could buy something that cost's 10 dollars or less. But we should probably also factor in tax, so we should only buys something that costs a little over 9 dollars.

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an englishman,scotsman,and irishman walk into a bar the englishman says " a pint of lager please" "that will be 10pounds , says the barman "Im not paying that , ill see you in court" says the englishman . The same thing happens , in turn to the scotsman, and irishman ,and a summons is issued. In court the jugde says "why are you charging drinks too dear?" the barman says "im not, im selling them to a englishman ,scotsman, and a irishman..

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The grass is always greener on the side that uses manure and fertilizer daily.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon, and Michael Jackson is dead....

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Can you smell what the Rock is cooking? Yes, it's delicious!

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that krista chich from the below joke accepted me as a friend, then she blocked me. haha WOW, she realy is a bitch.

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What is a homeless man for Halloween? A garbage bag

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