#Hanging Degus

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Q: whats the differences between a bra and the canucks?? A: a bra has two cups

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Why was the black man in the hotel so upset? I shit on his chest.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "James" "James who?" "What the heck?You forgot me already?Its your bestfriend dude.Now let me in." ~Lil

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What do you call a black scuba diver... A scuba diver.

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What do you call a gathering of Asians? A chinkfest

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SCENES WHEN TOM O'SHEA GETS STABBED IN PRISON AFTER STEALING THE WHEELS OFF AN AMBULANCE

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Little Justin's bike has a flat tire has a flat tire. He asks his dad to inflate it. "Sure Justin I can fix that for you." Said his father. But he overinflates the tire, causing the tire to explode and ignite the chemicals. The house burns to the ground, killing Justin and his parents. The fire then spreads and the hole city burns. 50,000 people die.

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What was the mentally challenged kids first word? He was retarded so it wasn't a word.

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Your momma is so old that she might die soon!

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im watching you..

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What did the fat girl use on Wii Fit? Cheat Codes.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Boobies.

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What was the last thing Batman said to Robin before they got in the Batmobile Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Why didn't the man have a vagina? Trick Question. Everybody has a vagina.

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whats white and pointless? chalk.

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Hillary Clinton

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whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

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Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

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How do you get someone to shut up? Shove a fork down their throat and hang them by thier thumbs

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Why did the little girl stop licking her Popsicle? A psychopath cut off her tongue.

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Two families of pedophiles go to the beach. One of the dads lays down to suntan and looks at the other dad. "Hey! Get out of my son!" he exclaims.

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Two olives are sitting on a counter, one falls off and the other one asks "Are you okay?" and he replies, "It is only a slight wound I think I will be just fine"

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Q: How do you get a giraffe into a refrigerator? A: You open the door put the giraffe in and the close the door. Q: How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? A: You open the door to the refrigerator take the giraffe out then put the elephant in and close the door. Q: The Lion King is hosting an animal conference, all the animals attend but one, which one is it? A: The elephant it's in the fridge Q: You have to cross a river that is inhabited by crocodiles how do you cross it? A: You swim across, the crocodiles are at the animal conference.

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