- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's tan, red, black and brown? Your face. Two days later... In the mausoleum. "Your face"

A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "With proper medical attention and rest, yes, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

nicky finds it really hard to get it up.

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

A little boy walks up to his father and asks his father to explain the birds and bees. The father then proceeds to rape the little boy.

Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem used for seasoning food, and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

what's a self-driving car 10 years from now? probably just "a car".

Health food.

I like to use vasoline during sex. I put it on the doorknob so she can't escape.

Tyler is a downer and is always negative to everybody

u suck

What's Green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

so a jew walks into a bar and leaves at 9:00 becuase he has work in the morning.

Mitt Romney's economic plan for America.

Q. How do you get a black man out of a tree? A. You get a ladder and help him down

What's red and curly and goes 100km an hour? Palfi in a blender

Roses are red, violets are blue. I know.

What did the German say to the Jew? Sorry.

Has u seen my grammar?

'Knock Knock' 'Who's there?' 'My name is Boo, I'm sorry,I think I was given the wrong address, I'll be on my way now' Boo walks away from the unsuspecting person's front door and goes to the next house along in the hope of finding the house he was originally searching for.

yo momma so fat. that shes fat

Why was the girl crying on the busy street? She was naked.

A man walks into a bar. He suffered concussions later that night.

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