how do you confuse a blonde? shes already confused Leave.Her.Alone.

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Whats Do You call people, on the top floor of a Double-Decker bus? Passengers

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What do an airplane and a strawberry have in common? They can both fly.... Except for the strawberry

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What's funnier than shooting a moose? The realization that the moose was Sarah Jessica Parker...

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knock knock Who's there? The Police! Your under arrest.

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A man goes into the doctors office for his yearly checkup. The man waits patiently for several minutes until the doctor is ready to see him. After about ten minutes pass, the doctor is ready to see him. The man enters the doctors office. He passes all of the necessary tests. The doctor and him talk for a while. After a few minutes, the doctor says, "Okay, thanks for coming. See you next year." The man thanks the doctor and leaves.

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A Asian man with a boner runs and hits the wall... He beaks his nose.

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what do you call a black women that got an abortion a crime stopper

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"Knock Knock" "whos there" "interupting cow" "interupting cow who" "i have aids"

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What Do You Call The White House When Obama Is President? What? The White House.

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Justin Bieber's mother.

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Whats up with your nan? Copious amounts of lsd

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The FBI

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What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Oama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

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What do you call two gay black men in one sleeping bag? There names

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What do Muslims and Jews have in common? Shared humanity.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it could not afford sandals.

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whats fat round and bouncing off the ground= George goodburn

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A: Why is that boy on the ground? B: He fell. A: Why did he fall? B: He tripped. A: Why did he trip? B: I tripped him. A: Why did you... B: BECAUSE I WANTED TO!

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When life gives you lemons, sell them. Rejoice in your free money.

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How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender. How do you get them out? Well you shouldn't. Leave the car in front of somebody that you hate's house.

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A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I will ask you one question, and that will determine whether you can enter Heaven." The man nods nervously. St. Peter asks, "Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" The man thinks long and hard. "No, I always made sure to apologize." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You have passed the test, and may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

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1: I know a lot of people hate Mondays, but my least favorite day of the week is Thursday. 2: Can I ask why? 1: Of course you can. Everyone has free will.

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A blind man accidentally walks into a gay bar. The bartender escorted him out and pointed him in the right direction.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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