Why was the white girl crying? Because she was sad.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road. Because it was hit by a truck.

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Q: Why did the cheerleader drop her pom-poms? A: She was knocked unconscious from behind and repeatedly sodomized by a convicted rapist.

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Do you know the muffin man? No

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

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What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

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Your mother is average.

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Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

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Q. What was the the cancer's patients favorite song? A. Radioactive

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Why can't Jimmy talk? He's dead.

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aodhan hearty is a fruit fly

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A man walks into a bar The bar now has a hole in it.

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and leave.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Who's Italian and plays with a peach? Mario

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You know what rhymes with school? Hell.

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, its probably a turtle.

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what do you call a gay guy in a sleeping bag? a fruit roll-up. GET IT? because gay guys like fruit roll-ups.

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Why do black guys have white palms? Because that area of the human hand contains no melanocytes, the cells that allow pigment to form.

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What do you call a boy with no arms? Names.

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What's worse than a terrible joke? A worse joke.

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What did the guy say when he found out his girlfriend had a dick I don't think we should date anymore, you have a dick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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