(In a job interview) Interviewer: Name a time when you've failed sometime Me: I failed an HIV test last June, anything else?

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was black

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Why does Bugs Bunny have big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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why couldnt jimmys feet touch the ground? he was hanging.

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A lysdexic man tries to spell rentally metarded.

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Knock knock whos there? Underware Underware who? I underware my friends are

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How do you prevent a baby from crawling all over the place? You nail his hands to the floor

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PLEASE LIKE TO DONATE 50 CENTS TO MY CHARIDY .... SAVE THE PENGUINS IN AFRICA -BY LUKE BRANIFF

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple All of the antijokes about it

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Q: whats worse that sucking at piano A: the world blowing up

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Knock knock. Who's there?

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A black man offers to take a girl home from the nightclub. As they're sitting in the car, she curiously asks him ''So tell me it's true what they say about black man''. The man sighs and explains: ''Well many people think that we stab, shoot and steal things. Another stereotype that is launched at us is that we have large penises. I however do not steal. My penis is also quite small. After this conversation the girl was driven home safely, and was now convinced that stereotypes are lies.

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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What do you call an asian who celebrates Christmas? A christan

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

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Why did the boy cry Because he fell

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How do you kill a jew? In a variety of destructive manners that are illegal and I would hope you would decide against.

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Ok, I have a knock knock joke for ya.......you start.

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If Oscar Meyer had a dog, what breed would it be? A golden retriever.

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Why did Peter go to the dentist? Because he had to go to the dentist!

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What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

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What do you call a fat man in a tiny pipe? Stuck.

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Why was the man choking? He was eating to fast.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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