- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

What's the difference between Jew and a bread? Bread does not scream when you put him in oven.

Why wouldn't the baby boy stop crying when the babysitter was in the room? Because he put cigarettes out on him.

One time I walked into a fat kid..

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! Win a few Lose a few I'm Donald Trump!

What do you call a pool filled with black people? A pool

Why are the new york knicks called the new york knicks.? no one gives a crap

whats more serious than rape the holocaust

I used to be an adventurer like you but then i grew old and i never took i single injury unlike my brother he took an arrow to the knee or so he says i asked him to show me and he was all defensive like "whoa man i don't need to prove anything." so i think he's lieing

children of those parents which are childless, are often childless too...

wounds are red bruises are blue I've got five fingers the middle ones for you

a homeless man walks into a bar, the bartender and patrons treat him nicely, and sympathize for his current situation.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms!

Why was the little boy's hair messed up on picture day? Because he was brutally stabbed in the face.

what do jason kidd and michael jackson have in common? they are both actually black

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a deer

A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as the bar was made of metal and the man made forceful contact with the bar which resulted him in saying ouch.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped six's mom.

Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs? Because he wants to hide the fact he knocked up a chicken.

Train A leaves the station at 1:42 while traveling in 176kmh. How long will it take for the conductor to realize the bridge it ou... Too long.

what did the cheese say to the other cheese nothing cheese can't talk

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