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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A racist guy walks into a bar. Gets drunk, and cracks jokes. Then proceeds to get the shit kicked out of him.

Why was there an awkward silence? Because numerous people gathered in a room were not talking.

Q: What has eyes but can't see, has arms but no hands and legs but no feet A: a blind man with his hands and feet amputated with cancer

What do you call the people that ride on the upper level of a double decker bus? Passengers.

What do you call a pool filled with black people? A pool

what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

What did Batman say to Superman? Nothing, he killed him with a kryptonite spear.

One time I walked into a fat kid..

How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! Win a few Lose a few I'm Donald Trump!

It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

What's the difference between Jew and a bread? Bread does not scream when you put him in oven.

Why wouldn't the baby boy stop crying when the babysitter was in the room? Because he put cigarettes out on him.

What do you call a Mexican playing basketball? A man of hispanic heritage that enjoys the sport of basketball.

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."

If it bothers you? I am just saying that, fucking alright ill be slightly less cruel, I mean come on! It does not matter shit what others think! If someone ever tries to assault you because you are associated with me (yeah it happens), I will stand in front of you and KILL (and possibly rape) THEM!

Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

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Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

so a jew walks into a bar and leaves at 9:00 becuase he has work in the morning.

Whats the difference between a polish drunkard and a German scholar? They are two different nationalities.

What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

Why is black people's skin darker? Africa

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