why did the guy make a deer and and bear mix because he wanted some beer

Why can't you look at the sun? Because it's 2.00 AM

2 nuns in the bath, One says "wears the soap" the other says "Over there, next to the shampoo"

awkies when u see danni white fingering jacob :0;0;0;0, and jamie fingering himself..............

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A large Albanian man jizzing on the pile.

what do u get when you cross a monkey, a sock and wheels? A: a sock monkey. I was kidding about the wheels

Why can't Johnny ride a bike? Because Johnny is a potato.

What's pink and shaped like a V? A pink V.

Yeah, me too. The car just ran straight through the stoplight and it was all over...

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

out of your comfort zone

Roses are read Vilots are blue, I have a gun, Now get out of my house!!!

Who paved the road? The fat guy with the steam roller

Knock knock whos there telephone telephone who telephone refiridgerator

A pedophile walks into a Nursery. He get's arrested.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A typical out-door activity.

Whats the worst thing about walking through a meadow of dead babies My boner

Why are white people afraid of black people? The holocaust

What do vampires cross the sea in?

Why didn't Johnny get into college? Because Johnny is retarded.

Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

A man and his son cross the street, the man hears a screaming noise and ignores it, the man gets across and notice his wife missing...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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