- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

I don't think Holocaust jokes are funny, Anne Frankly I find them offensive.

What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had Down-Syndrome.

What do you call a fat man in a tiny pipe? Stuck.

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captcha: all yer base

Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

Simba was moving slow,so I told him to MUFASA!!!

I was driving to Wal-Mart the other day and I saw a black man in a white Murcielago. I thought to myself that he must be doing good. Because everything he owns is white..... dick

A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

Why are aspirins white? Because the creator of aspirin didn't feel it necessary to color the pills.

Blah blah something about Ryan Dunn.

How do you scare a brunette? Hide behind a door or wall until the unsuspecting person walks by, then jump out and yell.

Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

why did the kid with no legs get eaten by wolves? he couldn't get away

What has four legs but can't walk? A tranquilized bear

It is Scientifically proven that, if you have a shower in china... you get wet

What do an eagle and a gopher have in common? They can both fly, except for the gopher

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Anne Frank

Why are white people afraid of black people? The holocaust

a chicken walks into a cafe, where it is swiftly caught, killed, plucked ,and served with stuffing and all for £5.99

A Native American walks into a bar. The bartender notes that this is statistically unlikely because Native Americans are part of a small minority in the local area, but is accepting of all people so still serves him a drink.

--IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!! --no it isn't. a clock only has numbers 1-12 for hours and 1-60 for minutes. "peanut butter jelly" is not in any of those number sets. what are you taking about?

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