Knock knock Who's there Boo Boo who DONT BE SUCH A PUS*Y

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What do you call a black man about to jump off a cliff? Suicidal

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Why did the fat man fall off the swing? Because he weighed 855 pounds and it broke.

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This boy. We shall call him George. George was skating down the street when he passed the market. George stopped and looked in when he saw this SWEET pair of shoes! They were priced for 20 bucks. So George rushed home and went to his dad who was mowing the lawn. "DAD DAD!" "what?" The dad said. "I FOUND THESE SWEET PAIR OF SHOES! Can you lend me 20 bucks?" His dad shook his head and George ran inside the house and went up to his mom who was washing the dishes. "Mom can you lend me 20 bucks for these sweet shoes?" His mom just looked at him funny and said, "No". Angry, George set off upstairs to his sister's room who was on the computer. "Sis can you lend me...." "GET OUT OF MY ROOM!!" She slammed the door in his face. George sighed and went to his room. But before he got to his door, he saw a 20 dollar bill on the floor. He picked it up and rushed to the store. Once he got the shoes he ran back home to his dad. "Dad DAD! Look at these.." He stopped and saw his dad that was under the lawnmower dead. George shrugged and went inside to his mom. "Mom mom! Look at these...." He stopped and saw that his mom was stuffed in the dishwasher, dead. George sighed and ran upstairs to show his sis. "Hey sis look at...." She was found with her head in the computer screen, dead. So George sighed and walked down to the living room. He plumped on the couch and wondered about how his family died. Then there was a knock on the door. George hesitated. It knocked again. He got up and went to the door. Opened it and out stood a penguin. He stared at the penguin. "What do you want?!" The penguin stared back. What did he say?????? Nothing penguins can't talk.

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What do u call a banana? A banana......

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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A one armed blond is in a tree, how to you get her to come down? You wave to her?

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3 strangers were locked in a dark room they turned the light on, unlocked the door and proceeded with their day.

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Q. What is a similarly between Jewa and Pizza. A. There both baked in a over

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What did Lois say to Peter? Who cares... Family Guy is a stupid show.

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whats the difference between a turkey and a baby i dont know how to cook a turkey

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What is a dog's favorite color? None,dogs have colorblindness.

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Joke.

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What happened to the boy who tried to cross the road? He got hit by a semi-truck and died.

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What did the biological child say to his adopted sister? We are both loved equally by our parents.

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Why can't the children hug his father? Because his father is dead.

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Nickleback.

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PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

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When my brother was hanging at YOUR cross, he asked "daddy" "Oh father why!" Then lightning struck and the weather went to fuck. Moral: WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE IS THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!?

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I hate blackniggers

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Sally walked into a bar and asked for a drink. Because she was under 21 they denied her request,

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A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

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Roses are read Vilots are blue, I have a gun, Now get out of my house!!!

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I was playing Black Ops online, my wife turned it off in the middle of the game....I killed her

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