What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? The same amount as white people, stop being racist.

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What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

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What do dogs and whales have in common? They both live in the ocean. Apart from the dog.

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What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

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What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

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What does a scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!!

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My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. (Submitted by Aidan)

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If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

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its's not rape if you yell "suprise!"

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Life is like a box of chocolates, quite strange to enjoy when you're single.

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The U.S. economy is in poor condition and it's downfall would have repercussions throughout the entire world.

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how many jews can you fit in a volkswagon? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 6 million in the ash trey.

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Why did the man scream? because he was run over.

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What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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Yo mama is so ugly that the devil warships her.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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What did the man say to g**guy we are both g**

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being drunk in a mall sounds like it would be alot of fun . . . . . . . but that is public intoxication and that is against the law

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How do you kill a red elephant? You can't red elephants don't exist.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's a woman.

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Scrub that muck off at once Hubert Cumberdale!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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