Two elks were out flying one day. One of the elks turned to the other one and said: - You have a cinnemon bun in your eye. - What? - You have a cinnamon bun in your eye! - WHAT? - YOU HAVE A CINNAMON BUN IN YOUR EYE!!! - I CAN'T HEAR YOU, I HAVE A CINNAMON BUN IN MY EYE!

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Susie fell of a swing and died Knock Knock Who's there Susie

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Sally walked into a bar and asked for a drink. Because she was under 21 they denied her request,

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Roses are read Vilots are blue, I have a gun, Now get out of my house!!!

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A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a playhouse in her backyard? Well if you didn't, it was quite nice. I was her neighbor.

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sky's the limit said the tree a.w. j.p.

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what is the most efficient way to scratch your balls? hire a leprechaun slave.

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Yo mamma is so fat her blood type is RAGU

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Q: On a scale of 1 to 10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet? A: Apple

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how do u kill a black kid ..... stabb him in the face with a nife

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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What should'nt you say to a rape victim. Rape.

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A man is driving and hits a woman. Who's fault is it? The man's: pedestrians always have the right of way.

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how do you confuse a blond? put them in a circle room and tell them to sit in the corner

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Wigan.

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Q:How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? A:Depends on the volume of said tub.

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A man's car broke down on a lonely country road in the middle of a stormy night. Spotting a light in a farmhouse nearby, he made his way there through the mud and driving rain, and knocked on the door. The farmer who lived there answered, and said what while he didn't have any room in the house, the barn would provide shelter and warmth until morning. Thankful for the hospitality, the stranded man made his way to the barn and made a place to sleep in the hay. As the lightning flickered outside, briefly illuminating the barn's interior, he noticed knot-holes in the wood of the stall walls, and the hoses of a milking machine laying nearby. He then fell fast asleep. The farmer woke him up in the morning, and together they rode on a tractor to the road to make the necessary repairs to the man's automobile, but only after enjoying a country breakfast prepared by the farmer's wife and lovely eighteen year old daughter.

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Q. What did the buddhist monk say to the hotdog vendor? A. "I'd like a hotdog, please."

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Wanna hear something funny? Sure. Okay,cool

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How do you fit four gays on a barstool? You turn it upside down

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What do you call a Mexican with a lawnmower? The guy I'm thinking of is named Pedro. He works hard and takes care of his family.

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A woman walks into a bar but is promptly returned to her kitchen by an officer of the law. Later that same evening, she is beaten mercilessly by her husband for her outright disrespect for the social restrictions imposed upon her gender.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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