- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue You little stupid ass bitch I ain't fucking with you

Two muffins were in a microwave. One muffin said, 'It's getting hot in here." What did the other muffin say? Nothing, muffins can't talk.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Im cute hehehee

Have you heard any anti-jokes? ... Are you Jewish by chance?

Why don't women wear watches? In the technological age we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

What is not a crocodile? The teenage mutant ninja turtles

Whats the difference between a Duck? One of its legs are both the same.

What was unprecedented about Roosevelt running for president in 1940? He had polio, he couldn't run!

Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

If life throws you melons, either catch them or get out of he way to avoid injury.

Why are Asians such bad drivers? They're not: it is a racist stereotype that is propagated by people who are so insecure that they must put others down to feel good about themselves.

Bacon is delcious.

Why did Billy drop his ice cream?? He got hit by a truck.

Roses are red violets are blue your mother is pretty what happened to you.

What's worse than World War II? World War III.

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

What's the difference between a plane and a Muslim dentist? A plane hasn't dedicated its life to the study of dentistry

What did the kid say to the ginger? You're gay.

Knock Knock opens the door

Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

Knock knock Get off my porch.

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