How do you fit four gays on a barstool? You turn it upside down

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A woman walks into a bar but is promptly returned to her kitchen by an officer of the law. Later that same evening, she is beaten mercilessly by her husband for her outright disrespect for the social restrictions imposed upon her gender.

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Picture This, you are going down the freeway in a yellow four-door banana, going 75 mph and all 4 tires blow out, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Theres no bones in ice cream.

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Why are all of the cars in the left lane? Because you are in Winona MN.

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What do you call a moving tree? A hurricane killing thousands of people and 3 dogs.

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this site is an antijoke

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what does a baby with no lims get for christmas...cancer

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing. Cats can't talk.

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yo mama has one big titty and one small titty and the call the bitch paul

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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What did the monster under the bed say to another monster? I have the odd feeling that someone is on top of the bed.........

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Q-What do you call a woman in the kitchen? A- A woman making me a damn sammich thats what.

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Beth got an aunt farm for her birthday.

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knock knock who's there? the chicken i just crossed the road to offer you this token of appreciation for helping me screw in a lightbulb

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You just glass her.

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roses are red violets are blue i am bipolar so am i

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Scrub that muck off at once Hubert Cumberdale!

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How can you tell if a man is choking? Stick a fridge down his throat

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You're mother is so retarded that I probably shouldn't be making fun of her because it would be considered discriminatory.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Why is an elephant gray Because it's GRAY!!! duh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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