What do you call kids born in whorehouses? Poor, poor children.

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An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

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An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

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How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

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How do you drown a blond? By being an insane murderer!

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A horse, an apple, a leprechaun and a black man walk into a bar. They sit down and order drinks. The bartender looks at them and say "what is this, a joke?"

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Why couldn't the elephant ride a bike? Because he had no thumbs...

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Why did Billy start crying? Because he was abandoned at a young age- and was bullied since childhood in the orphanage.

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Johnny had 50 candy bars. He ate 45 of them. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

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You're as useful as Baby P's dummy.

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What did the boy get for his birthday? Older.

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What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

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Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws. Because they have razor sharp edges and can slice through flesh very easily, posing a potential threat if possessed by a violent person.

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Why didn't grandma ever return Johnathon's calls? Grandma was brutally murdered 2 years prior. Johnathon had issues believing that she was gone. He went on to live a life of pain and suffering, which would eventually lead to suicide at the age of 24.

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what do abortion and a coat hanger have in common? they both contain 4 vowels

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage..

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A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.

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What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

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What did Superman say when he forgot his cape? "Where's my cape?"

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What did the biscuit say when he saw his friend get run over? Oh my god. Dave, are you ok? Somebody call an ambulance.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

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Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because Jimmy is a brick wall.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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