Pick up Lines skeet skeet skeet! JLR

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Paul walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: no

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Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

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Why shouldn't you drink and drive? Because you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

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Q: What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? A: A set of Legos

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven, they get burned because the oven was left on for to long and they end up being thrown away.

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what is the difference between batman and a black guy. bat man is white

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Why did the girl fall from the swing? She was laughing at an anti-joke.

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Whats blue, green and red, and runs trough the strees each sunday? ...What? I have no idea, I was hoping you did.

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a little violence in a relationship doesn't hurt anybody

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Why did the man die in a car crash? Answer: He was not fallowing the traffic laws and therefore risking the life of himself and others. This may have resulted from the possibility that he was under the influence of alcohol, he was under the influence of drugs, he was emotionally unstable from a bread up, he was emotionally unstable from because of an abusive family, he was emotionally unstable from losing his job, he had an abusive childhood, he was emotionally impaired, he was high from lack of oxygen, he wanted to wear a blindfold, he didn't like his car, liked to spin the steering wheel a lot, he thought the gas was the break, or he just didn't like traffic laws.

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A black man walks Into a bar.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realizing the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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What do you can a Brazilian woman wearing a bikini? It depends on the case, but usually Brazilian women are named "Maria", "Ana", "Júlia" and many others kinds of names, with their root being hispanic, portguese and latin lenguages. Respectively, the names quoted have the English translation being "Mary", for Maria, "Anne", for Ana, and July, for Júlia.

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There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

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How many elephants can you fit in a car? depends how big the car is!

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Why didn't Johnny go to the party? He was aborted as a fetus

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~Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was dead. ~ ~Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was stapled to the monkey!!!

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Why did the cat cross the road? To see its mom who was lying dead on the other side

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Person 1: "Ask me if I'm a rock." Person 2: "Are you a rock?" Person 1: "No."

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What do ghosts get whaen they watch porn ? a boner

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Once you go black, you have a high chance of being in an interracial relationship.

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Q: what do u call a hotdog that's not cooked? A:a raw hot dog

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What's hard, long and full of seamen? an erect penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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