- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Fish say to the other Fish? Nothing, fish cant talk.

Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

Q. what is the difference between a black man and a park bench A. a parkbench can support a family A black man cannot

I didn't choose the thug life... I got a job.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

I walked up to my friend who's a drug addict holding a can of coke. I then told said friend that I liked the smell of coke. My friend then went on to snort 27 Kilos of cocaine.

Why didn't cancer cross the road? Because it was to busy taking my family.

How do you change your dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died! Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey!!

I'M JOSH BROWN!!!!!

vaginas are pretty!!!!

What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? An amputation.

I hate it when people talk about concentration camps... my grandad died in one He fell off the guard tower

whats white and looks like paper paper

Roses are red Violets are red Shit My garden's on fire?

An owl and a squirrel where siting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl then turned to the squirrel and said nothing... cos owls can't talk. The owl then eats the bird because it is a bird of prey

So a man walks into a bar… and gets a bad bruise and a big bump.

A man walked into a bar. He said ow.

Why did you fall? Because of my buttcrack.

Why did the grandmother lock her grandson in the closet? Because she didn't love him.

What's the difference between your cat and mine? Yours has legs.

Why was the mime crying? Her husband died.

I can't submit this joke because I got the captcha wrong

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