- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you starve a black man? Tell welfare to cancel food stamps

How did the chicken cross the road. He didn't he was ran over by a bus.

What did the white guy say to the black guy? What's up?

A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

I'm so hungry I could eat a well prepared meal!

How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

An African american man fell out of a boat at sea. He swam back to the boat.

What's worse than dying? Dying twice.

Sometimes I fantasize about having sexual relations with Oprah Winfrey. Sometimes I don't.

what do you call an exited rectangle? an Erectangle

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What do you call it when a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Vicar meet for a drink at the bar? A social gathering.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. giggle

In Soviet Russia You drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up

Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

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Why did the old lady have a heart attack? She got raped by a giraffe.

When life throws you lemons, duck.

Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

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