Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was curious about something that had diverted his attention.

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Did you hear about the guy in town living in a tyre, he got a puncture now hes living in a flat.

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A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

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You all have Aids

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Feeling that your friends do not listen to your insightful conversations? BUY A PARROT! Teach it to say "Uhuh", and "Ahah", and "Dats coo!" NOW YOU CAN BE COMPLETELY APRECIATED BY A FUCKING BIRD THAT DOES NOT KNOW WHAT YOU ARE SAYING... ...BUT IS IT... APPRECIATING IT? DUUUUUUUN DUUUUUUUUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN! MYSTERY!

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a black guy walks into a bar and sits next to a white guy. White guy: "I don't like your kind here". Black guy: "what kind wound that be"? White guy: "the colored kind". The black guy turns away then looks back at the white guy and says", When I'm born I'm black, when I die I'm black, When I'm cold I'm black, and when I'm sick I'm black. You ( to the white guy ) when your born your pink, when you die your blue, when your cold your purple, and when your sick your green and your calling me colored???

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Whats small yellow and cant swim? A short bus full of autistic children.

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? He'd lost so much weight, due to AIDS.

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Dani Barton is not that! She is a great girl with a strong heart and feelings. The statement below is a joke, hence why it was published on AntiJokes. This is NOT a joke however.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice.

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What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

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Knock Know! Come in!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. A family is tied-up and screaming for help in my basement.

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Why did the women die? Because She was a Squirrel.

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Why was the blonde fired from the M &M's factory? Her Masters degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the job she had.

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roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and grass is green due to the fact that there is chlorophyll in it.

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- Why Mexicans have small steering wheels in their cars? - Because of this they are able to drive a car in handcuffs.

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whats worse than a kane nothing

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Why did the pied piper eat tea half past three? Because the chicken tripped on the way across the street and the fat lady didn't sing.

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A homeless man walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says it'll be $4.50. The homeless man doesn't have any money so he leaves.

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Ask Me If I'm A Piece of Bread Are You a Piec--- Nope

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What about all the bullshit comments? The spamming?

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Why do girls like Justin Beiber? They dont

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Knock knock Who's there? What are you, blind?

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