- Anti Joke

Why do black guys have white palms? Because that area of the human hand contains no melanocytes, the cells that allow pigment to form.

Today i started to think lucas was homosexuaI.. I am scared

Why did the man cry when he received his meal at McDonalds? They didn't give him a happy meal.

Found out my dad was gay the other day. Now I have to take him to dance clubs, take him to musicals and find the man who gave birth to me.

What do you call a bus full of white people? A Twinky!!!

whats black and white with red all over. something that's black and white with red all over.

I've had Alzheimer's for as long as I can remember... So since yesterday.... CHAYOTE ASTRONAUT SPACE SAY WHAT?!?!?!

What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

What's worse than a worm in your holocaust? An apple.

Studies show that 95% of house fires are caused by fire.

What does one call black men pushing a car up a hill? Black Car. What does one call white men pushing a car up a hill? White Car. What does one call Mexicans pushing a car up a hill? Grand Theft Auto

Whats worse than cold feet? getting your feet chopped off.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Wheres my tractor?

You know what's catchy? A cold

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is Santa's favorite color? Blue

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

Why was the girl crying? DEEZ NUTS!

What's worse than losing your wallet? Having a miscarriage.

What do you call a puppy with one eye, one ear, and one leg? An ugly mother f*cker.

Q:Do you know why Jesus would not be a good goalkeeper? A:Because he never played football

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.