- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If i open this door you can go trough it

Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with abnormal sized genitalia.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? I don't know, why don't you go ask him?

I walked up to my friend who's a drug addict holding a can of coke. I then told said friend that I liked the smell of coke. My friend then went on to snort 27 Kilos of cocaine.

Why didn't cancer cross the road? Because it was to busy taking my family.

Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

There Are 2 People A lack Person And A White Person, The Black Person Looks Over At The White Person And Said, "Hi Tyrone!"

What do you call a dog with no wings? A dog

My grandfather died in a Nazi Death Camp. He fell off a watch tower.

I didn't choose the thug life... I got a job.

As a kid I was always told that school would get me good places. As an adult, I have found that there is another thing that gets you into a good place. Shrooms.

Q. what is the difference between a black man and a park bench A. a parkbench can support a family A black man cannot

Why wasn't the man talking? Because he was sleeping.

a dad farts in the woods nothing else happens

Roses are red, violets are blue, some people are gay, and so are you

who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Osama Bin Laden

Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

What did the Fish say to the other Fish? Nothing, fish cant talk.

Why cant t-rexes clap their hands? They no longer exist

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

Why did the dog in Detroit die in the street? It was stabbed.

whats the difference between and clorox wipe and a paper towel? a clorox wipe is wet.

So a man walks into a bar… and gets a bad bruise and a big bump.

An owl and a squirrel where siting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl then turned to the squirrel and said nothing... cos owls can't talk. The owl then eats the bird because it is a bird of prey

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