#Hanging Degus

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A blonde woman with her son are in walmart , as they approach the food and beverage section , they see a mexican man looking at the eggs. The man asks for help from the blonde woman about egg quality. She says ABD Eggs are the best so the mexican guy chooses that. Upon leaving the little boy points to the mexicans guys hat and shouts "ALIENS !" the mother gets really embarassed and shouts at her son for his behaviour and says it is not right. The mum gets relieved that she say that the mexican guy could not hear since he was listening to music. Upon the way out the mum spots a purplish liquid dripping out of the mexican guys hair. She asks him and he replies "Its the hair gel". The blonde and son nods and continues on their lives. - AK

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Wishing to teach his donkey not to eat, a pedant did not offer him any food. When the donkey died of hunger, he said: ‘I’ve had a great loss. Just when he had learned not to eat, he died.

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This sentence is not humorous in any fashion whatsoever.

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"Oi Tom" "What Tom?" "What did Tom say to Tom?" He was talking to himself Such a bad anti-joke

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There was a man sinking in quick sand. He looked in the sky and said, "God, if you spare my life, I'll be a great person and believe in you all my life." He died.

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What did Santa call the prostitute? Nothing. Santa isn't real.

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Why did the man starve to death? Because his wife died

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What's the difference between a jew and a jew? They both died in the gas chamber.

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My friends new nickname is hawk-eye! He is a jackass...

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Santa isn't real.

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How do you kill off a zombie apocalypse? Laser vision

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i just pooped that is all!

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What happens when a black man dies in France? A funeral procession.

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A blinde and brunette are stranded on an island. They are never found and starve to death.

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What do you put in a toaster? Toast, oh wait, it's bread

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Q: why did the train not make it to the station? A: it crashed and killed everybody on board.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Hi i'm Steve, it's nice to meet you

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God. God.

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What did the man and woman do in bed together? Sleep.

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Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

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Whats worse than a bullet in the head? i have no idea, i have never been shot in the head so i'm not sure what to compare it to.

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