- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a three toed 9 foot man. His name.

What time is it? 20:45.

Why couldn't the white child dunk the basketball? His legs were amputated and he has been confined to a wheelchair.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse then precedes to beat the bartender voraciously for making fun of his religion.

Knock knock Who's there? Your brother My brother who? The dead guy over there.

A Chinese kid fails his math test.

A farmer was robbed and complained to the sheriff's department that he suspected it was a black man behind the crime. "How do you know this for sure?" The sheriff asked him. He replied, "I chased him into the night, it was dark and I couldn't see him"

what do Jewish people and pizzas have in common? they enjoy parties

How many dead babies can you fit in my car? None, I don't allow anyone to put dead babies in my car.

Yo mama so stupid she was trying to put her M&M's in alphabetical order

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Q: What's your dog's name ? A: Dog. Q: What's your cat's name ? A: Cat. Q: What's your dick's name A: Pinky

Knock Knock Who's There? Jerry Jerry Who? Jerry Sandusky, I've come to rape your kids.

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk, idiot.

What's black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

why is dog animal? it is not fish! 18 fits of has hair only have is Buddhist

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

So your driving your brick car and the steering wheel falls off. So how many pancakes does it take to fill your dog house? 12 because hamsters don't wear shoes

What do you get when you cross a turkey with a turtle? A bunch of nosy ass people wondering wtf you're doing.

honest politician

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? yea, neither has he.

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