- Anti Joke

How many Nazis does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Their domestic handiness was not impeded by their warped sense of entitlement and racial superiority.

Alright alright Tifa, you look totally different from your drawn identical twin. And yeah I could have been a bit more subtle, don't you worry, I have a special knack for SPAMMING COMMENTS INTO THE ABYSS! I mean sheesh you where pretty open about it earlier, and you said you did not give a damn about what random people thought... Moral: But yeah, I can do better than that, I just do not want to, no seriously, if you are going to go feeling ashamed, then I have failed you.

What's black and always in the back of a cop car? The seat.

CAUSE IT'S ONE, TWO, THREE STRIKES YOU'RE OUT

knock knock. who's there? Alticka Alticka who? Alticka pudding cup.

Your mum is so dead, when I kick her she doesn't move.

Whats black and has white cream in it? Oreos

How do you fit 1000 Jews into a car? You can't. You'd need a much larger vehicle.

What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. What's worse than a pile of dead babies? One baby is alive in the middle. What's worse than that? He is eating his way out...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

Q: why did the train not make it to the station? A: it crashed and killed everybody on board.

What do you put in a toaster? Toast, oh wait, it's bread

God. God.

What happens when a black man dies in France? A funeral procession.

What did the white man say to the black man? Hi i'm Steve, it's nice to meet you

roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

How did the prisoner escape from prison? He asked to leave.

Where did the black man sleep? In his house with his wife and children.

ur mum

Q. What was the the cancer's patients favorite song? A. Radioactive

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

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Who's lower than Iran? United Arab Emirates.