- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the white child dunk the basketball? His legs were amputated and he has been confined to a wheelchair.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse then precedes to beat the bartender voraciously for making fun of his religion.

What's black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk, idiot.

What do you get when you cross a turkey with a turtle? A bunch of nosy ass people wondering wtf you're doing.

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So your driving your brick car and the steering wheel falls off. So how many pancakes does it take to fill your dog house? 12 because hamsters don't wear shoes

Why can't helen keller drive? She never got her permit

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

Q: What's your dog's name ? A: Dog. Q: What's your cat's name ? A: Cat. Q: What's your dick's name A: Pinky

Knock Knock Who's There? Jerry Jerry Who? Jerry Sandusky, I've come to rape your kids.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? yea, neither has he.

If i open this door you can go trough it

Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with abnormal sized genitalia.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? I don't know, why don't you go ask him?

billy has 100 candy bars he eats 78 of them what does he have now diabetes

What do you call a dog with no wings? A dog

My grandfather died in a Nazi Death Camp. He fell off a watch tower.

Why wasn't the man talking? Because he was sleeping.

who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Osama Bin Laden

As a kid I was always told that school would get me good places. As an adult, I have found that there is another thing that gets you into a good place. Shrooms.

a dad farts in the woods nothing else happens

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