what did little johnny scream at the xbox after he lost a game? god what the hell! Muskcrat143 i told u to cover my back when i had my predator missile! now my covers blown and i lost my killstreak! god u suck so much and Hippo099 why didn't u kill them before they got a killstreak like wtf!!! i told u to use ur semtex cause i had a claymore set down jeez u guys suck i'm leaving.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red. OH SHIT THE GARDENS ON FIRE!

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What did Timmy say when the bus crashed? Nothing, it was a horrible crash, he died like everyone else. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Timmy.

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Your mom is so fat, she had liposuction.

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What's Brown and dirty? Dirt

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What's worse than a pimple? Finding out it's a botfly.

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A man tells the bartender," A bar walks into a man..." The bartender says," What the hell? I think you've had enough"

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What is just as real as a unicorn? World peace

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Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

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Roses are red,violets are blue you want me but i dont want you!

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a WAFFLE!

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CORRECTION TO THE COMMENT BELOW! Its a WIN/WIN/WIN/WINWINWINWINWINWIN (WIN For at least 30 more minutes)/CUUUUM!/"SORE ASS WHINING CHILD Gonna grow into a slut SITUATION!" friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man The Anti-Christ: Do not thumb me down unless you want to feel the big burning hot spear of darkness, and you do not... You better don`t be or become a sore ass kid you allshole if you know what I am saying... Yeah! Thats right! You better fear me! Because the angrier you look... The more offended you become... The better you are starting to look...

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what the difference between a kettle with a fever and a wooden mallet? I don't remember how the joke ends but your mothers a whore

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Where was little suzie the day after the house fire? At the hospital, being treated for minor burns.

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A black man and a mexican are falling off a cliff. Who lands first? The police officer.

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What's green, and looks like money? Money...

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What do you do if you work in subway? we make the subs put meat on it then put salad on then cut it then wrap it other duites involved but cba to exsplain

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What's a Guy Gotta Do? -Usher

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Have I ever told you that you looked beautiful? No. Ok, good.

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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never bring a knife to a gun fight. bring a sword.

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar she took the back seat

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knoc knock! who's there? poo on! poo on who? you!

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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