- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do people play xbox 360's? because there poor people who cant afford a ps3

Q: How do you get 1000 babies into a bucket? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

An oriental man starts a new job. He is told to go to the Supply cupboard and bring back some stationery.He is gone far too long so his boss sends another man to see what is going on. The oriental man had a fatal stroke in the supply cupboard and was unfortunately dead.

Have you heard the one about the monkey who jumped off the roof? Neither have I.

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

everybody loves raymond

why did the man buy kool aid? because it was on sale and he was thirsty

Roses are red Violets are blue That's what they tell me Because I'm blind

you know what rhymes with sloth. rape

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Womens' sports

How many kids does Buzz Light Year have? To infinity and beyond!!

A priest was driving a motorcycle and was doing these amazing crazy stunts. It turns out they were actually filming a movie.

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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Fill in the _________ Ans: Cup Posted By: Lram

What's big, white, and when it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.

What is red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

Mullets

What happened when the dog was was let out to chase the rabbit? It caught the rabbit and killed it.

What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

What's worse than seeing Levi naked? Cancer.

What's worse than finding a worm in your Holocaust? Oh, wait, I said it wrong...

Why did the downy jump off a cliff? I told him to.

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