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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Know what's funnier than the holocaust? Almost everything i can possibly imagine. The holocaust was a terrible case of mass extermination due solely to naxis racist views

so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

Your Grandma and your mom drove off a cliff, who survived? Both of them, they didn't drive off a cliff.

Q:Why did Jimmy eat an apple? A:He was hungry.

What would Jesus do? Something worthy of having him nailed to a cross.

What's clear and smells like alcohol? Probably alcohol, genius.

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

Black people having a Job.

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

"Solids tunderf" he said, while chewing his gum.

What would Michael Jackson do if he were in a room full of kids? Nothing, he's dead.

A man walks into a bra. Bra kills him...

What is pink, smelly, and sometimes gets wet? A pink sponge.

A man goes to the doctor's office. The doctor says, "I have some bad news, and some worse news. The bad news is you have alzheimer's. The worse news is you have cancer." The man breaks down in tears.

9 Cats on a boat. One Jumped off, how many left? 8.

what did the clock say to the other clock? .. were both lawyers!

Why did the chicken die? He tried to cross a road by an alleyway, therefore getting hit by a double decker bus and the alleyway has nothing to do with it. Also, the chicken had one leg and was blind.

A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

What happened after the lawer jumped off the bridge? His family mourned his loss for years.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

What's green and has four wheels? A dolphin. I lied about it having four wheels. I lied about it being green. I lied about the whole thing.

Q: "What did the blueberry say to the cheesecake?" A: "I'm not your friend anymore!"

J.D. has 10 vaginas and 2 penis's

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