A hermaphrodite walks into a bakery, orders an eclair, then leaves.

I was gonna smack jakes titties...but michael was already doing it....:/

kaite is dumb that is true

What's worse than getting raped? Getting anal raped twice

What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

Q: Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? A: Neither did he.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. It was a footless chicken.

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? No. Well neither did she.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was chicken food on the other side

Refrigerator

My mom is such a bitch that no one will date her!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!TRUE STORY!! :D

What do you call a man that's very angry? A Very Angry Man.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cher. Cher who? Just Cher.

What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

Why did the hipster burn his mouth on a piece of pizza? Because the pizza was on fire.

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

Whats worse the people posting real jokes on (Anti Jokes)? 911

A black guy walks into his bar. So he pays his tab and couldn't have been more coureious.

Why did Sandy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sandy.

The NBA and womens sports

YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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