Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

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Adam ci ?mierdz?cy kutas mi sie ya mam

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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A mercenary was sent from the US to kill a terrorist leader. He was captured by the terrorists but wouldn't give away any information. They beat him, shocked him, cut him, and punched him in a dark room with a light beaming right down on him like a spotlight. It was a grueling five long days until they said "We know you have the information we want, tell us or you will die!" The mercenary sat in silence. They took out a gun and pointed it to his head. The mercenary then broke down and told the terrorists the information they wanted to hear. The terrorists then shot him to death.

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Why did the girl get her hair cut off? Because she had cancer

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yo mama so fat, she weighs 478 pounds and is in high risk of cardiovascular dieses and/or heart failure.

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What is pink, female and has two dicks? A mother with two sons, both called Richard.

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.sdrawkcab siht gnidaer era ouy ,siht daer nac ouy fI

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. His face bumped into something that was soft, squishy, smooth, and round... It was a balloon. Someone was having a birthday party.

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What do you call the people that ride on the upper level of a double decker bus? Passengers.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid being killed in the slaughter house.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

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What did PSY say about his newest song? Probably something in Korean.

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Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

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Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

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what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

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How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

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Ayy mon, come smoke dis weed wit ma

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What do you call a Mexican playing basketball? A man of hispanic heritage that enjoys the sport of basketball.

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Why did the Jew hate bananas? He was deathly allergic to them.

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What did the doctor say to his patient with cancer? "You have cancer...".

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A. Knock Knock. B. Who's there? A. Orange. B. Orange who? A. Orange you glad your retarded because you think oranges can talk?

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what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

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