- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic agnostic insomniac stays up at night wondering if there's a dog.

Which came first, the chicken , the egg, the chick, the dinosaur, or the fried chicken nuggets?

Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

Why was the African Americanfemale at an abortion clinic? Because she just killed a child.

Phone rings Hello? Hi, is your refrigerator running? No, it actually broke down yesterday. Are you the repair man? Yes, the repairs will cost $400

What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

why was the boy crying he had cancer

Why did the black guy eat KFC? Cause he was hungry.

"I never want to see you again!" shouted Stevie Wonder to the genie in the bottle, as a young boy.

Why was the fat guy sad? his daughter is slowly dying of anorexia why was the fat guy sad? his daughter was raped by a giant panda bear

Why wouldn't Jimmy ever eat his vegetables at dinner? As a young boy, Jimmy watched as a robber entered his house, suffocated his mother by clogging her airway with a cucumber, and escaped with their life savings.

What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

Why did the boy sharpen his pencil it was dull

Teacher: "What is the outside layer on a tree?" Dog: "Bark" Teacher: "How would you describe the desert surface?" Dog: "Rough" Teacher: "Would you say that Abraham Lincoln was an intelligent man?" Dog: "Yarp"

What's brown and adhesive? A stick

What's worse than finding half a sticker in your apple Half a worm

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John. John Anderson. Dude we've been friends since first grade! You really don't remember me? I'm going home!

Why did the black man go to KFC? Ever since the economic downfall Kentucky Fried Chicken is the only remaining food dispensary in a 5 miles radius.......and hes black

how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

A: you have a strong arm. B: yea i work ou- A: you can master bate a whale.

Does anyone know any good ways to piss off an Grammar Nazi?

♪ It's raining. It's pouring. ♪ The old man caught pneumonia and died....

I forgot my joke about gamblers, but i bet you would have loved it!

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