- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats small and has Aids? Avery..

What do you call a kite that doesn't fly. A broken kite.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because it is the decaying remains of a corpse and therefore lacks brain and muscle tissue depriving it of the ability of though and movement both of which are key skills in the art of dancing.

What's liquid, clear, and tastes like water? H20

Q: What happened to the monkey when he jumped off the tree. A: He died Q: Why did the second monkey jump off of the tree A: He was attatched to the first monkey Q: Why did the third monkey jump off the tree A: Peer Pressure

why was the man scared of the tree because it was shady

You are being like super pervert now, I would never ever even try weed, cocaine is the real deal, you know I do not mean that. Anyway does it work on everyone?

Chad Wolbert is retarded.

Why weren't the two gays invited to the office party? Because there is no office party until december, therefor no one was invited.

Uh, well I think of it as quirky and charming, odd weird, maybe unexpected, I could have looked it up but I am dying of lack of sleep here.

You know what they say about men with big feet? Big penis.

The Definition of Megan Bates 800 Hamburgers

do you currently smoke? i hope not.

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing you sicko, it was a tragic day for the world.

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

Where's Waldo? In rehab. Waldo is in rehab.

Your mama's so nice, she made me cookies once. And I enjoyed them.

Yo mama so fat that.....NooNoooNooooooo (strips)

one day there was an ugly barnicle. he was SSSOOO ugly that everyone died the end -patrick

What's the difference between a bird? Both legs are the same, especially the left one

An Englishman, an American and a Frenchman are standing on the side of a cliff. The Englishman jumps off the cliff. The American also jumps off the cliff. He is followed by the Frenchman. Suicide and depression are major problems in today's world regardless of nationality.

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? A puppy, but it was left too long in a wrapped up box without air, it quickly suffocated and ruined the kids chirstmas.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Voldemort

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