How many dead babies will fit in a bathtub? Seventeen

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Why did the Japanese piliot crash into the ship? Because he has motion sickness and puked all over the wind shield making it so he can't see.

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Why does life suck? Because it does

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Your Mom!!!

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How many elephants can you fit in a car? depends how big the car is!

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Whats small and has Aids? Avery..

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What's funnier A Ginger or a fat kid A fat ass ginger

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What do you call a kite that doesn't fly. A broken kite.

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You know what they say about men with big feet? Big penis.

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Uh, well I think of it as quirky and charming, odd weird, maybe unexpected, I could have looked it up but I am dying of lack of sleep here.

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The speeding car skidded on the rain-slicked roadway. Beyond the outside of the curve was a 100 meter drop-off. As the car slid toward the edge of the road, the driver and passenger both had a sick feeling in the pit of their stomach and wished they hadn't ordered vinegar milkshakes, the special of the day at Pickle Shack. Or it could have been the toadstools, but it didn't matter now.

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why was the man scared of the tree because it was shady

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because it is the decaying remains of a corpse and therefore lacks brain and muscle tissue depriving it of the ability of though and movement both of which are key skills in the art of dancing.

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What's liquid, clear, and tastes like water? H20

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Why weren't the two gays invited to the office party? Because there is no office party until december, therefor no one was invited.

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WELL YOU ARE ALL A ROOF. So pie, my dearest Adam. Like a butthole.

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What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? A puppy, but it was left too long in a wrapped up box without air, it quickly suffocated and ruined the kids chirstmas.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Falafel. Falafel who? I falafel. You feel awful? Ha, ha, ha! Oh, what a kneeslapper! Oh, God! Thanks for the laugh, I was feeling a little down and I... No, I just meant I ate a falafel. Oh. Yeah.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family attempted to cross the road approximately 30 seconds earlier and were immediately struck by a moving vehicle traveling at 45 miles per hour. He crossed the road to try to comfort his family while they took their final breathes of life. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a man that had recently been laid off from his union job and came down with a disease that is considered uncurable by modern science.

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What is the best way to eat a dead baby? I don't know. That is incredibly disgusting.

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What did hitler say when he spilt coffee all over himself Ow I am burnt

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How did the fat guy servive the plane crash??????? He bounced

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Yo mama so fat that.....NooNoooNooooooo (strips)

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What's the difference between a bird? Both legs are the same, especially the left one

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