What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a shovel? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

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A duck walks passed a lemonade stand.

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Why did the 6 year old girl go to therapy? Because her step dad raped her.

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why was the gay person gay? he liked penis in his bum.

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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Your mother is so classy, when I asked her to order at a fast food drive through she decided to park the car a eat inside.

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phone and phone charger were talking to each other suddenly a massive hand swopped down to the charger and another hand came down and grabbed the phone they both started screeming so the hand stabbed the phone with the phone charger so the phone said... ALL I DID WAS SCREEM (RANDOMZZZ) (L.W)

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Why did Jimmy cross the road? Because a chicken was about to cross the road, and he wanted to be kind and help the old 72-aged chicken get across the road. Because Jimmy had a grandfather that passed away because he was too old and nobody helped him cross the road. Jimmy is haunted by that memory and doesn't want that to happen to anyone else. Especially a chicken.... Also there were no cars and his best friend chicken was on the other side waiting for him.

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A retarded man speaks jibberish, because he is retarded

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A horse enter a bar, and the barman says: "why the long face?" The horse has cancer

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Why did the man rape the woman? He had a lapse in judgement.

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What is yellow and corny? Corn.

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A man was having problems with his computer, so he called customer service. An Indian man, by the name of Muhammad picked up the phone. This came of no surprise to the man, because Muhammad is the most common name in the world. The man soon found and fixed the problem on his computer and hung up.

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Q: What is your favorite color? M: Blue

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Q: A Jew lost a penny, a nickel, and a dime. If he found the nickel and the dime, what didn't he find? A: The Mesiah

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What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for her birthday? A S.T.D

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Q: What's your favorite song? A: Not one in particular. I like all kinds of music.

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What did the smurf say to the other smurf? Smurf

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why did the semen cross the road? i wore the wrong sock today.

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Q: What do you call the first black guy who swam in the ocean? A: Triangle.

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

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What makes a subaru a subaru? The fag thats driving it

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is random Microwave

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who is jacked and looks like a beast? • James Cornish

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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