- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the smurf say to the other smurf? Smurf

who is jacked and looks like a beast? • James Cornish

What did the alcoholic say to his priest? I'm Drunk. The priest says "Your drunk go home". He barely makes it.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

What did the KKK member say to the african american man. Nothing, he just killed him.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like poems What rhymes with poem?

what do you call a mexican whos lost his car? nothing, nick ate him

I brought a parachute as carry on luggage, I was pulled aside at security and missed my flight.

What do you do when a dog chews your pen? Use a pencile instead.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

Rishi is a funny guy, well he thinks he is. true story.

What's black and blue and afraid of sex The twelve year Old boy in my trunk

1 + 1 ? Hmm, I don't know, maybe 2 but I could be wrong.

Refrigerator

Chuck Norris doesn't wait in traffic, he takes the subway

Why didn't the man jump out of his window when his house was on fire? Because he is afraid of heights.

Liverpool City Football Club

"Guess what I was doing in my room last night with the door closed with my hand?" "Please don't say what I think you're going to say" "What? I was just cleaning my room."

what did one soldier say to the other... dude take your finger out my a** it has been that long

Two Jewish men walk into a bar...just kidding it was a gas chamber.

Why can't Jade Goody go swimming? Because she's dead.

Why did Mike Tyson say he would eat his children? Thats mean! friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Why not just vi0late them REALLY REALLY FUCKlNG HARD! Its a Win/Win/Win/Sore ass situation.

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