- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A white, black, jewish, and hispanic person apply for a job as an accountant who gets the job? One of them.

It was Valentines Day today, I thought I should get her something... I brought flowers to her grave.

Q:What did the wall say to the other wall? A: .

What is the answer to this joke? Cuz fuck you that's why.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like poems What rhymes with poem?

How many dead babies does it take to paint a room? This is impossible as dead babies are incapable of achieving such a feat.

Mom: Ask me if you're adopted Boy: Am I adopted? Mom: yes

Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

knock knock who's there me me who? me me me me who? me me me me me me who? and the more the joke continues the less funny and more annoying it gets

cum on guys, gay jokes are mean

knock knock? who's there? a guy..... so the man open's the door and the guy clutching a knife stabs repeatedly at his chest killing him and drags his body down into his cellar locking him away from the open world. by Mad James

Whats worse than a fart joke? A queef joke.

Knock Knock Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

roses are red violets are blue get to close to me ill have to give aids to you!

what did Stephen Hawking say to the prositute? nothing, because he has a disability which renders him unable to speak

What did the man say to gguy we are both g

Want to hear a joke? Me neither.

I hope you shut the others down before you called me by my name, otherwise this will convo will get fairly short.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says why the long face? The horse does not reply because it is a horse. He then is confused of where he is and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a couple stools.

Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: Shoot it.

Youre in your car, and you stop at a light you see a home less person holding a sign that says "Home less and hungry, anything helps." You ask if they want a box of cereal, "No thanks." They replied, you ask why not? "Well, I really just want to go to the movies."

Q: Why did the kid cross the playground? A: To get to the other slide

Q.what do you call 7x7 A.A math equation

Why didn't little Jimmy eat his dinner? Jimmy didn't eat his dinner because there was no food. Jimmy is a poor street urchin who died of starvation.

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