Is it true that curiousity killed the cat? No, I hit it multiple times with a baseball bat

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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one day there was an ugly barnicle. he was SSSOOO ugly that everyone died the end -patrick

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I like my coffee like i like my woman.... with big titis.

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do you currently smoke? i hope not.

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing you sicko, it was a tragic day for the world.

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Your mama's so nice, she made me cookies once. And I enjoyed them.

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Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

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Where do fat girls go to eat doughnuts? Jenny Craig

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Sunflowers are red. My garden is on fire.

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knock knock who's there? dave dave who? dave suddenly burst into tears as his grandmothers altzimers became so serious she forgot his name

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks GET OVER IT

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I treat women like I treat dead bodies. With respect.

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Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

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What do you call a man with ADHD ? A man with ADHD.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Drowning

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what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? one is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and one is a watermelon

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So three philosophers walk into a bar. Is it necessarily the case that they walk into a bar?

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How do you make a puppy stop barking? Throw a brick at it.

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Wanna hear a bathroom joke? YOU TRYIN' TO KILL US?!?

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? A: Cancer

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If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

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Whats long, hard, and filled with seaman... a mans penis

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The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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