Whats long, hard, and filled with seaman... a mans penis

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If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

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Breanna baked a pie. what kind of pie was it? A JIMMY PAI

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why can't timmy tie his shoes? Because timmy's an earth-worm

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There was 2 men walking down the street one fell on the floor from a heart attack and the other started to molest a lonely child. They then heard a bang and they found a dead baby lying in a bin. The moral of this story is to.... Knock Knock Whos there? The Police? The Police who? The police we are here to inform you your nan got hit by a truck and got decapitaited, Sorry but your nan is dead. way

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First the lord created light by shouti... ...Then the lord travelled back in time in order to create voice before that. The lord then said "I almost logic and everything failed at the very beginning. he corrected himself and saw it was good,

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canadians

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Where do 5 gay guys go????? One Direction.

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Sex education in Texas,

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Your momma is soooo poor... I don't know how she is so fat

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Why did the priest blow a kiss and waved to the little girl? She was his daughter. Why did the daughter's mother call the cops on the priest? Child support

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Why couldn't the blind man drive? His sight impairment made him unable to fulfill the task without harming himself and potentially other people.

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How Many Blondes does it take to open a fridge. 1 Because most blondes are smart and can open fridges.

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Why Did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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Scenario: A man is being mugged in an alley Mugger: Give me your wallet! I have a gun! Victim: You don't have the balls. Mugger: Oh yeah! I have 3 balls! Victim: Well I have 2, you should probably get that checked.

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Bill and John are talking about types of cheese. The conversation drags on a bit and slowly changes topic. Bill says "I bet you I can bungy jump off a bridge". John chuckles before replying "I bet you can't". They go and find a bridge and Bill puts on his harness and ties himself to the side of the bridge. He throws himself off the edge and falls through the air screaming at the top of his voice. John cuts the bungy cord and Bill dies.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree," "Are you a tree?" "No."

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a mexican guy and a black guy are in a car, who is driving? the mexican, the black guy is in the passenger seat

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Yo mama's has so much acne, I decided to give her proactive.

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How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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more chocolate?

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redtube

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Whats the difference between a polish drunkard and a German scholar? They are two different nationalities.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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