What do you call a woman that is on her period? -A girl that is expirencing a difficult to control flow of blood through the clitorus.

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The last time I heard that joke, I fell off my pet single celled bacteria.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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why did the Japanese boy drop his ice cream ? Because he was hit by a building.

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What's black on bottom and white on top?? Society

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split your ass cheek

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What did Siri say to Cortana? Nothing. Someone has to say something in order to activate either one of the voice recognition devices.

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Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

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What did the sniper say when a newsreporter asked what he felt when he shot a terrorist? The sniper replied: Recoil.

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What did the fly say to the frog? Nothing, insects can't talk.

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This is not an anti-joke... A man is walking down a street and see's a small boy crying in an alley. The man walks up to him and asks him "What's wrong little guy?" The boy replies that his family is poor, they just got evicted from there house and his parents decided to kill themselves. The man decides out of guilt to bring the boy home and support him for a few days. Three days later the man see's a note on the couch that says "Thank You..." Signed Jamal. The man sighs and says to himself "Your Welcome." The man walks into his room and see's the boy's body in his closet. He starts hysterically laughing and cries into his pillow for many minutes. When he is done sobbing he asks himself "What could be worst than this?" The man walks to his kitchen asking that question over and over. He reaches into his cabinet and grabs his cereal and pours into his bowl. The boy walks out chuckling and says, "Bye bye..." The man was poisoned and died. Now the boy get's the other cereal out and is about to pour it only to find out it was empty. "Screw the Holocaust this SUCKS!!!!!"

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Daddy look! Roses! No son, those are rhododendrons... Daddy how do you spell rhododendrons? Uh... never mind son those are roses. So... Daddy how do you spell roses? Son, never mind that is a dog. So daddy how do you spell... SHUT UP! Moral: I put a spell on you.

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A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam all get on the same flight. About half-way through an engine begins to smoke and stutters to a halt. Fortunately, the pilot has been trained for these situations and lands the aircraft safely.

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what did the Nazi do when his Jewish rabbit died? silly Nazi rabbits don't have religion

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Alright then, call me sometime then.

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What is worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? F*cking midgets

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What is worse than a sharknado? A bullcano.

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Q. Why did Michael Jackson call Boys II Men? A. He thought it was a home delivery service.

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Q: If a Hungarian boy grows up to be a very successful payroll manager and learns to love and hate, show compassion while firing someone, and how to re-image the entire white house's security system, how many pickles are in the doghouse? A: 17

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Why did the Dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Q: Whats the difference between a watermelon and a infants head? A: One is fun to beat a with a hammer, and the other is the infants head.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Why did the lady have a birthmark on her leg? Because she came out of her mother's leg.

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