A guy walked into a bar. He got drunk. He hit a small child with his Suburu and was charged with a DUI.

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Why did John stay home from school? He died.

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I was reading this book one time..... and my imagination took me away to many lands and times.

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Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a creepy movie, and it gave Six nightmares.

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My life :(

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What do you call a black priest? a priest, you racist

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How many Lepers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? People with leprosy should not be doing general house keeping.

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Who should you call when your dad overdoses on Viagra. Child Support

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wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

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Q.When is a dog, not a dog? A. never

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say sopha king together then sat funny at the end

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Why did the little pig squeal? Because he was going through blades at a slaughter house.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

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What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

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who is jacked and looks like a beast? • James Cornish

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What did the alcoholic say to his priest? I'm Drunk. The priest says "Your drunk go home". He barely makes it.

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What did the KKK member say to the african american man. Nothing, he just killed him.

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What is yellow and corny? Corn.

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What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for her birthday? A S.T.D

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Why did Jimmy cross the road? Because a chicken was about to cross the road, and he wanted to be kind and help the old 72-aged chicken get across the road. Because Jimmy had a grandfather that passed away because he was too old and nobody helped him cross the road. Jimmy is haunted by that memory and doesn't want that to happen to anyone else. Especially a chicken.... Also there were no cars and his best friend chicken was on the other side waiting for him.

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Why did the man rape the woman? He had a lapse in judgement.

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A man was having problems with his computer, so he called customer service. An Indian man, by the name of Muhammad picked up the phone. This came of no surprise to the man, because Muhammad is the most common name in the world. The man soon found and fixed the problem on his computer and hung up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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