- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A Coffin.

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What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

Man frantically runs into a bar, he suffers brain damage and cannot remember anything about his life. Though he tries to make everything go back to the way it once was, he and his wife grow distant and their family falls apart.

"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Interrupting kid with ADHD" I did not respond, as I knew he would interrupt me before I was able to finish the sentence.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

White boy in jail. "That ish crazy!!"

knock knock whos there Aids, now you've got it

The Big Bang Theory (the show).

What's the difference between Futurama and One Direction? Futurama only has one bender.

Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

What's worse than getting raped? Getting anal raped twice

Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

Why was ticklish Tom not ticklish anymore? A: he got hit by a train

Person 1-How do you spell pulmonary embolism? Person 2-P-U-L-M-O-N-A-R-Y E-M-B-O-L-I-S-M. Person 1- Thanks. Person 2- Your Welcome.

What did one gothic person say to another gothic person? Nothing. Gothic people only cut themselves.

what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

What is brown red and white? I don't know, that's why I asked you

What did one Lacrosse player say to the other? Let's touch shafts

What do you call a black Santa Claus A N i g g e r that doesn't exist

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