Q: What is your favorite color? M: Blue

why do i have a pain in my left side i dont know but im scared

What is yellow and corny? Corn.

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for her birthday? A S.T.D

rose's are red violets are blue bernard is mine and yours too if you hurt him in any way i'll punch you in your face and make you gay Krissc

A man was having problems with his computer, so he called customer service. An Indian man, by the name of Muhammad picked up the phone. This came of no surprise to the man, because Muhammad is the most common name in the world. The man soon found and fixed the problem on his computer and hung up.

why did the semen cross the road? i wore the wrong sock today.

Q: What's your favorite song? A: Not one in particular. I like all kinds of music.

Q: What do you call the first black guy who swam in the ocean? A: Triangle.

What did the smurf say to the other smurf? Smurf

What makes a subaru a subaru? The fag thats driving it

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is random Microwave

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

who is jacked and looks like a beast? • James Cornish

What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

What did the KKK member say to the african american man. Nothing, he just killed him.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

What did the alcoholic say to his priest? I'm Drunk. The priest says "Your drunk go home". He barely makes it.

what do you call a mexican whos lost his car? nothing, nick ate him

What do you do when a dog chews your pen? Use a pencile instead.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

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Chuck Norris doesn't wait in traffic, he takes the subway

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