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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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one day there was an ugly barnicle. he was SSSOOO ugly that everyone died the end -patrick

Knock knock. Who's there? Falafel. Falafel who? I falafel. You feel awful? Ha, ha, ha! Oh, what a kneeslapper! Oh, God! Thanks for the laugh, I was feeling a little down and I... No, I just meant I ate a falafel. Oh. Yeah.

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? A puppy, but it was left too long in a wrapped up box without air, it quickly suffocated and ruined the kids chirstmas.

knock knock father: who's there? young man: it's I, your son. father: ....... what? young man: dad let me in, I'm sorry! father: i don't have a son.... young man: but.... i love you... father: get off my porch, my son is dead to me. (whimper, fading footsteps)

WELL YOU ARE ALL A ROOF. So pie, my dearest Adam. Like a butthole.

wanna here a joke? you.

knock knock who's there? dave dave who? dave suddenly burst into tears as his grandmothers altzimers became so serious she forgot his name

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

Tom: So I heard a pretty good Anti-Joke the other day. Jim: Oh, I love those!! What was it? Tom: [says nothing]

Dead on Aodhan your breaking te ten commandments by lying you jew you dont believe in the divinity of Christ.

Where do fat girls go to eat doughnuts? Jenny Craig

Your mama's so nice, she made me cookies once. And I enjoyed them.

do you currently smoke? i hope not.

What's 9+10? 19

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing you sicko, it was a tragic day for the world.

Knock Knock Sorry, I'm in a full body cast and can't answer the door.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Drowning

How do you make a puppy stop barking? Throw a brick at it.

What do you call a man with ADHD ? A man with ADHD.

Wanna hear a bathroom joke? YOU TRYIN' TO KILL US?!?

So three philosophers walk into a bar. Is it necessarily the case that they walk into a bar?

Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? one is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and one is a watermelon

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? A: Cancer

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