What number is funnier than 23? 24.

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Why couldnt jim jump rope? His feet were nailed to the ground.

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Chrysanthemums our orange violettes are musical

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Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

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What is worse than failing a class? Dress up for grown-ups.

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A guy walks into a bar, has a drink then leaves.

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I have to take off my boots to jump on the trampoline.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? The light was green.

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Relax, I said some pretty vile things to you when I thought you where a guy seducing me while it became ever more apparent that you where pretending to be me, thing is I often use this site to vent my frustrations and earning the "praise" in the form of red thumbs by the people. I wont say your name, but I know who you are now, the girl with the big red scared eyes, I mean how many one handed 27 year old`s do I know? I am in my early thirties, that`s all I am willing to share for now, If people come around trying to poke out my remaining eye, I am ready (my waifu, is at her mother`s place, she knows I am still a wanted target by, well some people here and there.

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What's black and white and red all over? A piece of discarded newspaper previously covering the half dismembered torso of a dead prostitute.

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What is Corey Jacobs favorite kind of sandwich? Big Jumbo Kahona Burger!

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house? A: babies lack the intelligence and motor skills to accomplish such a task so it is not practical to hire them for a painting job.

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What do you get when you hit a deer? A dead deer, which you should probably take home to eat - wouldn't want it to go to waste.

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What does a black person call black friday? Friday

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How are Lamborghinis and piles of dead babies alike? I don't have either in my garage. Except for the pile of dead babies.

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Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

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This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

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a kid was born with down syndrome on christmas night

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Because he was bringing food to support his wife and 3 kids whom were very hungry and needed it to survive.

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Q. What did the black lawyer say to the rabbi? A. We're both highly educated professionals.

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You come across a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. Why are you telling a joke? Go make sex.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. So is my eye. I get abused.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have Alzheimer's, CHEESE ON TOAST

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Apparently he can walk now.

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