Looks like this is a *puts on sunglasses* Pair of sunglasses

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What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

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Why was the black man escorted from the bar? Because the bartender was racist.

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Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. The man leaves in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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knock knock who's ther? chris chris who? JUST OPEN THE F***ING DOOR AND CHECK IT OUT

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Why did the fat boy cry? His grandmother died

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why did the fat lady hop on one foot,because she lost the other foot to diabetes. ?

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why doesnt bally lifeguard he isnt qualified

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How does Cee Lo Green order extra ketchup? Can I have some more ketchup, please?

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Two children decide to bury a time capsule in their backyard and open it 5 years later. They then break into tears realizing they have no backyard because they are orphans. They are now orange.

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There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

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so 3 guys walk into a bar.....the 4th one ducks

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There were two smokestacks, a little one and a big one. One day, the little one said to the big one, "I'm tired of being the lesser of two smokestacks!"

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Fine Nero, but I will be keeping an eye on you.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Probably

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what does rain do? think of how happy its life was!

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Nice belt.

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how many dead babies fit in a bathtub 16

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What did the Catholic priest say after he fell off a cliff? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Knock Knock -Who's there I eat mipe -I eat mipewho hahahah -Oh I'm gonna beat your ass

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why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

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Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

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What do bicycles and platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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