Breanna baked a pie. what kind of pie was it? A JIMMY PAI

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If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

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Why did nobody like the famous singer? Because she was Rebecca Black.

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Scenario: A man is being mugged in an alley Mugger: Give me your wallet! I have a gun! Victim: You don't have the balls. Mugger: Oh yeah! I have 3 balls! Victim: Well I have 2, you should probably get that checked.

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There was 2 men walking down the street one fell on the floor from a heart attack and the other started to molest a lonely child. They then heard a bang and they found a dead baby lying in a bin. The moral of this story is to.... Knock Knock Whos there? The Police? The Police who? The police we are here to inform you your nan got hit by a truck and got decapitaited, Sorry but your nan is dead. way

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Where do 5 gay guys go????? One Direction.

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what did the indian boy say to his friend? I wish you were real

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Why Did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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How Many Blondes does it take to open a fridge. 1 Because most blondes are smart and can open fridges.

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Bill and John are talking about types of cheese. The conversation drags on a bit and slowly changes topic. Bill says "I bet you I can bungy jump off a bridge". John chuckles before replying "I bet you can't". They go and find a bridge and Bill puts on his harness and ties himself to the side of the bridge. He throws himself off the edge and falls through the air screaming at the top of his voice. John cuts the bungy cord and Bill dies.

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Why did the priest blow a kiss and waved to the little girl? She was his daughter. Why did the daughter's mother call the cops on the priest? Child support

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knock knock... whose there? I don't know why don't you open it and find out dumb ass... Gosh people and their common sense these days!!

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What do you call a black priest? a priest, you racist

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An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

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How many Lepers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? People with leprosy should not be doing general house keeping.

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What's purple and tastes like grapes? Grapes

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troll----> hahaha---->

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Who should you call when your dad overdoses on Viagra. Child Support

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wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

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say sopha king together then sat funny at the end

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How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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a mexican guy and a black guy are in a car, who is driving? the mexican, the black guy is in the passenger seat

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How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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