- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? I am.

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Yanter, Look it up

A guy walks into a bar and doesn't buy a 12 pack of coke, pepsi is better but he didn't have enough money to buy either.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree!

A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

What do you call a horse with no legs? Useless.

Why don't lesbians use dildoes? Because they look just like a big penises.

A man orders chinese food. His wife says "Honey, where's the cat?"

I would have buttered my bread, but the pool was cold.

What did jesus REALLY say while walking on water? "I really hope I find a nice patch of sand to swim in."

Why was the bus driver sad? The kid with the icecream had c4 strapped to his chest.

What did the black man say to his wife? Nothing, she had died earlier that year after a long battle with cancer.

Your momma is so old that she might die soon!

monster under your bed? thank god im in your closet...........

A man walks into a bar and orders a sprite. Everyone in the bar looks and him funny and then laughs. He then tells them, "I would rather satisfy myself with a cool lemon-lime drink than put the poisonous toxins of alchohol into my blood stream."

What do you call a deaf-black man that professionally generates maps of the world? A cartographer.

Well, there's one way...

Why did the blond wreak her car? She stayed up a very long time studying for her mid-term exam, And therefore, was not as attentive to the flow of traffic.

What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? A nasty tasting smoothie.

Did you hear the one about the chicken crossing the road? It wanted to go to the other side.

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