What did the black man say to the white man? Nothing. He punched him in the face and stole his iPhone.

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Why do black people have white hands and feet? Regardless of race or ethnicity, the skin on the palms and soles of the feet is always less pigmented than elsewhere on the body. In darker skinned people this fact is readily observable, but in light skinned people this feature of human biology cannot normally be discerned by simple visual inspection.

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Q: What is your favorite color? M: Blue

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A grasshopper hops into a bar. The bartender looks down at him and says "Hey, we have a drink named after you." the grasshopper looks up at the bartender...then proceeds to hop along because Grasshoppers can't communicate with humans. Then several of the bars patrons looked at the bartender, worried for his mental health.

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Q: A Jew lost a penny, a nickel, and a dime. If he found the nickel and the dime, what didn't he find? A: The Mesiah

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who is jacked and looks like a beast? • James Cornish

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

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What did the KKK member say to the african american man. Nothing, he just killed him.

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Your mother is so classy, when I asked her to order at a fast food drive through she decided to park the car a eat inside.

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What do you do when a dog chews your pen? Use a pencile instead.

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"Guess what I was doing in my room last night with the door closed with my hand?" "Please don't say what I think you're going to say" "What? I was just cleaning my room."

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Two Jewish men walk into a bar...just kidding it was a gas chamber.

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what did one soldier say to the other... dude take your finger out my a** it has been that long

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how many toyota's does it take to pee on a soccer game 900 because isis is a cat vagina

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Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

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Why can't Jade Goody go swimming? Because she's dead.

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What's the difference between a horse and a unicorn? Horses are real.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it got stuck at a red light, it waited 5 minutes before getting frustrated and leaving. Later that day the chicken realized that it had forgotten to press the button.

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Why did Mike Tyson say he would eat his children? Thats mean! friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Why not just vi0late them REALLY REALLY FUCKlNG HARD! Its a Win/Win/Win/Sore ass situation.

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Why did the man talk to the potato? Because hes stupid.

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1 + 1 ? Hmm, I don't know, maybe 2 but I could be wrong.

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Refrigerator

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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