- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What time do you go to the dentist? Depends on the appointment.

What's the difference between Futurama and One Direction? Futurama only has one bender.

if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

What did the priest do to the little crying boy in an enclosed room? He forgave the boy for his sins. Then he raped him.

White boy in jail. "That ish crazy!!"

Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

knock knock whos there Aids, now you've got it

The Big Bang Theory (the show).

A man says to another man, "Why the long face?" He then replies, "I have an elongated face, hands, and feet due to acromegaly."

"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Interrupting kid with ADHD" I did not respond, as I knew he would interrupt me before I was able to finish the sentence.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A Coffin.

Why was ticklish Tom not ticklish anymore? A: he got hit by a train

Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

What's worse than getting raped? Getting anal raped twice

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I peek in your window, Yes, I'm watching you

What is brown red and white? I don't know, that's why I asked you

why couldn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell of a building? She was wearing mittens.

What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

"I think your a hoe" "Don't worry, I know I am!" "You wanna F*** me?" "Hell Ya!"

Q.why did the woman die A.she left the refrigerator door open then left the kitchen

Q: what do you call a man that see's a unicorn A: hallucinating

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