- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did a baby get across the street? Stapled to a chicken.

Your mother is so fat that her BMI is larger than average.

What's the difference between a Green Grocers and Fighter pilot! One flys a plane and one sells food.

Q: How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A: Depends on the size of the tub and the size of the babies.

What's worse than bad words? People who say them

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

There once was a baby named Paul Bunyan who was as big as a house. His mother died at childbirth.

Q: Why can you not thumb up your own comment? A: "You've already voted" douche...

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Not because she had no arms, but because she just had no hands.

You know what rhymes with school? Hell.

How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

What's the difference between a cow and a Spanish person? To get to the other side

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The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

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A black man walks into a bar. He sits down and has a couple drinks. When he is finished, he generously tips the bartender and walks out.

why did the kid cross the road he didnt he had no legs

Knock, Knock. Who's there? No reply cause Kyle got knocked out by the door.

A Jew, a Muslim and a Christian walk into a bar. The Muslim is dissatisfied with the choice of the meeting place since the Islam forbids drinking alcoholic beverages.

What's worse than a dead baby falling out of a tree? Two dead babies stapled together falling out of a tree.

There are two muffins in an oven. The first muffin says, "Is it just me, or is it getting hot in here?". The second one says, "Hey, look! A talkin' muffin!".

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