- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby seal walks into a club. He is immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had nobody to go with :)

Whats red and dirty? Her period

What was even more disgusting than the holocaust? Lucy's new shoes.

Last night, I awoke to the unsettling sound of an alarm. My initial thought was fire. However, after analyzing the situation, I realized that it was only my alarm clock. I turned off the alarm clock, and got out of bed. Then my brother walked in my room and hit me in the face with a toaster.

Why was Jerry Sanduski at K-Mart? He heard boys pants were half off!

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus Why was Billy laughing? He was driving the bus Why did Bobby drop his ice cream? Billy put the bus in reverse Why was Johnny crying? Sally and Bobby stole the money from his bank account and now he is poor and homeless

What's worse than finding a dead fly in your soup? Finding your soup in a dead fly

Why did the farmer name his pig "ink"? He had a terrible case of dementia.

What did the giraffe say to the other? nothing giraffes cant talk

Carrot fingers

The government

knock, knock who's there owls owls who thats right owls who

What did Steve jobs tell bill gates? Please pass the salt.

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

So a man walks into a bar. Well, he trips over it because it was very low to the ground and he didn't see it.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken was locked in a cage and the nearest intersection is about a mile away.

Bum: Excuse me, can you spare some change? Rich man: No

why did the man beat his wife because he was mean

Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

I Won a Math Debate................ say it fast unless your blind then dont say it wait you cant read it so uhhm Alaska

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

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