How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men

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Friends are a lot like trees... ...they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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Homosexualism is so gay man

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you know why people who read anti-jokes are stupid? i just had the greatest sex ever!!

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Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Can you pass the soda? Sure.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he was to busy watching porn. And then was hit by a truck.

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Knock knock What?

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Q. If you have 4 pencils and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes can we fit on the roof? A. Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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Stop with the 9/11 jokes guys. They're just plane stupid.

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Why did the man suddenly burst into flames in room. The room was dark, so he lit a match. It turns out there was hydrogen in the room and when fire touches hydrogen, it sets on fire.

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Do your parents know you're gay?

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Several ways to annoy people: Grab the end of their shirt to blow your nose Try to shove a bowling ball down there throat Try to sell them a broom and vacuum Try to eat their babies paint their toe Nibble their ankles Ask if you can babysit their crystal and if they say no start whining Carry around your chicken and ask if they want a nugget

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what did the photographer tell the model? You're ugly.

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Knock Knock whose there YOUR MOM

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Knock Knock Who's there? Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

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what did binladin say when he got to hell? oh no. im in hell

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want to hear a cat joke? i'm just kitten....

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Why did billy fall off the sea-saw Because he got kicked in the throat

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Why can't the toucann fly anymore? Because they're extinct

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Well, I guess it's back to the drawing board.

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Why is the black guy afraid of the white guy? He's not, it's the other way around.

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What's blue, and smells like fish? A firetruck, I was kidding about the blue and fish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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