- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

Roses are Red Violets are Blue The mothership came and your did a whole lot of scam

what do you call a kid named kid. kid

What do you call an unfunny comment that demeans a group of people? Bigotry

roses are red violets are blue i done you mom a favor by making you...banana and rice don't worry it'll taste just nice

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks why the long face? the horse, incapable of understanding any human dialect, promptly shits on the floor and leaves

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are simple-minded creatures and perhaps there was some source of food on the other side.

What rhymes with float,boat,moat,coat and goat but can not be on a boat, can not float, can not be in a moat, can not be on a coat and can not ride a goat? A zoat because it's not a real word and therefore is incapable of doing any of those things.

When Miley Cyrus sticks out her tongue, people usually are there to take a photograph.

Bad grammers.

Why did twenty mexicans run down a hill? There was a marathon in the area.

I began as a dreamer, then I became a visionary, then I saw my dream come true, until it shattered us all. Do you believe that perhaps, there are people out there, trying to stop the world from reaching a better age?

How do you know if a black man was in your house while you weren't home? When you let them enter to babysit your children.

When life throws you knives, you're probably dead

how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

How do u make a hockey player cry You Kill his entire family

Knock knock. Who's there? The Grim Reaper. The Grim Reaper who? Joking with me will not postpone your death.

What do you call a black guy with a gun? A police officer.

Why did Mary fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Who pushed johnny of the cliff? Certainly not Mary

What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

There are two types of people in the world: 1. people who can extrapolate from incomplete data And I have two wonderful pieces of advice: 1. Never tell anyone everything you know

Why was Frankenstein green? Because he painted himself green. Frankenstein is the scientist, not the monster.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

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