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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except that didn't work for the boy. He also lost his ice cream.

Roses are red Violets are blue I kill children dont worry about it

What did Charlie do when he lost his golden ticket? He killed his grandpa to get it back.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven was a registered sex offender.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Peter

How many dead bodies does it take to fill up a bathtub? Wellll.......... It depends on how big the bathtub is.

How do you confuse a blonde? Go up to her and say, "The bookbag coffeepotted the ice cream wedding! Is it gosling for you to rectify this pane of glass and oceans? I won't be able to berry a giant squid before the cows arrive."

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roses are red violets are blue everyone is stupid how about you? -I'm not Im black

What's worse...a thousand dead babies in one joke...or one dead baby in a thousand jokes?

why can't hellen keller drive? Because she is visually impared and there for it would not be safe for her to drive

how do you get blondes to drown? stick a mirror to the bottom of the pool

Roses are red, They are also violet, yellow, white, pink, orange, purple, or orange.

What did the one eyed boy say at the movie theater? 3D was a boy choice

Two horses are playing in a field, One says to the other "Hey, sup" they then continue playing.

Did you hear about Billy's magic trick? No? Don't worry, it was a trick question.

What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

Your mom is like a tire iron: she's a whore

F Detroit! I'm more of a Bulls fan

There is a dead guy on the road lying in a puddle of blood with a gunshot wound on his head. What happened? He died

A black man is sitting in front of the bus Then he respectfully gives up his seat to an elder woman

whats fat and ugly ? aidan slattery

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