- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

What's the difference a ham and bugs bunny? -When I see a ham on the dinner table, I eat it. When I see bugs bunny on the dinner table and asks me "what's up, doc?" I stay away from sugar for a while and get tested for heroin

What did the terminally sick child dream of? I dont know. He never woke up to tell me.

Q. What happened to the kid with 1 arm and 1 leg and 1 arm and 1 leg A. He had a seisure, then got hit by a bus

Q: Why did George Lopez walk into a Taco Bell? A: To purchase a 5-layer Gordita Burrito

An English Grammar Expert writes a very intelligent essay.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

24

What do you call this? A sentence in English.

Q: How many ghetto people does it take to carry a fat gorilla? A: 14

why was the clown sad? died of cancer and left his loving family to fend for themselves in this cruel, cruel world.

I used to be schizophrenic, but we're ok now.

Jews

Thumbs up if you're reading this in 2015!

Yo' momma's so black, I hope she didn't experience any racism growing up in school.

yo mama is so fat that wii fit puts her in the overweight category

Yo momma's so fat she ate Sally's arms. Knock Knock Who's There. The police we have a warrant for your mothers arrest on charges of cannibalism and kidnapping.

Can everyone please stop posting shit about my girlfriend because it seriously isnt cool.

why didn't the bully beat up the nerds? His mom got arrested for molestation and his dad got sent to Afganistan so he was too depressed to beat them up.

Q. what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? A. nothing you done told her twice already

anal seepage

What's worst than realizing your mom is actually a transvestite? Simultaneously realizing this means you are adopted

Why was the dwarf nicknamed The Anaconda? Because everybody loves a bit of irony.

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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