Once upon a time there was a boy who got ran over by a truck. No one cared.

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Why did the black man give his seat to a white man? Because the white man had a leg injury, and the black man was being a courteous good samaritan.

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your mom is so fat, she uses nutrisystem and other weight-loss systems to try to loose weight.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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What's brown and sticky? A Stick!

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Last night I had the strangest dream. I was eating a big marshmallow and when I woke up this morning I had appendicitus

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This joke is funny

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yo mama is so fat that wii fit puts her in the overweight category

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Roses are red violets are flowers jordan and me did it for hours If you know what i mean xxx

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What did the pencil say to the pen? Nothing.

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Q: If you see a gipsy drowning, what will you throw him?! A: His family.

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Yo momma so fat you have aids

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What Happened to the man who married a money? He contracted HIV

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Q: Why couldn't the black man swim? A: Because ever since he was a child, he has never taken swimming lessons before.

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Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Why couldn't the pirate get into the movie? Because he was armed and clearly inebriated.

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A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving? Their driver. The black guy has a very prosperous career and their life is at the envy of many.

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Have you seen Elton johns pet dog? Neither he's he.

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why was the spoiled girl running from her parents? because they weren't her parents, they were kidnappers and were going to sell her into underground sex trafficking markets where she would probably spend the rest of her life being a slave.

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What's the easiest way to load dead babies into a tractor trailer? Pitchfork.

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A mormon walked into a bar and realised it was a bar the he leaves

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Three men walk into a bar, the bartender asks why are you three men in here? The men look confused and suddenly leave

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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