Up until today I thought eminem was the lead singer for maroon 5

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okay so this guy walks into the bar and says DON BE STUPE SHE SPIT GOOD AND EVERYTHIN. why did he say that. BECAUSE EVERYBODY HATES HIS SPIT

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What's clear, glass-like, and makes your brain feel like it's exploding just by smelling it? Crystal Meth

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knock knock come in!

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Q: Whats blue and white and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A: A tree wearing a denim jacket.

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*Brother comes downstairs wet and naked* Mom: Did you enjoy your shower?

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What's the difference between a nickel and a dime? Five cents.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You were supposed to die 12 seconds ago....

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FORTY SECONDS!!!!!!

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Why did the pedophil go to church? To rape small children.

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When I find out where you live I'm going to burn down your house, kill your family, and while your crying in you demise I am going to slit your throat.

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When Santa got stuck up the chimney he began to shout.. But he didn't shout for long as he soon succumbed to the toxic smoke and died of carbon monoxide poisoning

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What's white, black and tan? The people of planet earth.

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Why did then plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do you get when you cross a Poodle with a cupcake? Stop looking at these anti-jokes and get back to work.

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You might be a redneck. Sorry.

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why did Bernard have a bold because I ripped his Mohawk

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What did david give back? Nothing.

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What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

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There was a hundred dollar note lying flat on the ground. The homeless guy didn't pick it up and walked on because he didn't see it.

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What happened to the guy that took to many lunesta pills? He fell asleep but he was glad it was the weekend or he would have been late for his job

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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WHY DO IDIOTS RIGHT STUPID JOKES BECAUSE THEY HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH THERE LIVES.

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what's bad about pushing your friend off a cliff? you can't do it twice

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