What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing, they had just met and both were very shy.

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How do you get a clown to shut up? Hit him in the face with an axe

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i had sex i stuck my dick into your mouth

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Q: what's the difference between a young, geeky kid living in Wisconsin's basketball and Yao Ming's basketball? A: young, geeky kids cannot live in Wisconsin's basketball. Wisconsin is a state, and states cannot own objects because they aren't sentient beings. And Yao Ming's basketball... is just a regular basketball that happens to be owned by Yao Ming.

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How many Caucasian American males does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Roses are lamp, Violets are squirrel, I have ADHD, LET'S DANCE!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

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Yo mama so fat , when she went to the doctors office and stepped on the scale they said please, your weight, not your phone number .

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What is Hitler's least favorite month? July...

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Why did the black man give his seat to a white man? Because the white man had a leg injury, and the black man was being a courteous good samaritan.

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" the Eggman and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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A giant meteor will hit the earth tomorrow.What do you do? Tell everyone I told you so.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

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What's green, fuzzy, and can kill you if it fell from a tree? A pool table.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

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What do you call a needy person? A person whos needs need needs.

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What do you call a black guy with a job? Responsible.

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I went to the principle's office because I had a hard time reading They tried to tell me I was lesdistic

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Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

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i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

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Why couldn't the man read? Because he was illiterate

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Yo mama so fat, she should see a doctor to discuss healthier lifestyles.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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