A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Wigan.

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Q. who's george porchy?

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Chuck Norris.

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Jim came home from work. only to find out his family had been murdered

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What do you call a dick with blonde hair? Joffrey Baratheon.

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What is worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? F*cking midgets

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H o m o comes out as homo

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Well Erron, its your lucky day then. I wont even ask what a cream pie is.

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Jimmy wanted a bike for Christmas He got cancer instead.

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During english, we started talking about Attention Deficit Disorder when... OOOOOOOOOHHHHHH SHINY... wait what were we talking about

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The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action

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Knock Knock Who's there? Chinese. What? Knock Knock.

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i tried logging into my ipad. turns out, it was an etch a sketch, and i dont own an ipad. also, im out of vodka.

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Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

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There was a black and white spotted dog named Louis. Why did they call her that? Because, that's what they named her.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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Why did Bob get off the swing? Because he was done.

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Lance Armstrong gets on a bike

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My name is Jeff

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How do you get girls to watch a crappy movie? Tell them Taylor Lautner is in it.

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says "I'm not feeling to good doc." and the doctor says "Thats because you have a fatal brain tumor and probably don't have too long to live."

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Whats white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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